Choffed

Adj., To be intoxicated, particularly within a park.

Yo bro, wanna go to the park and get choffed tomorrow?

by choffedinBanchoff March 30, 2011

Cheffin

To go into the studio and cook up a fresh beat

Dude 1: Yo what have you been doing all night?
Chef: Cheffin up some fire beats, blood.

by Batman III September 15, 2015

cheffer

a jock or a jock-like entity (either a boy or a girl can be a cheffer, but usually a female cheffer is characterized by the fact that she hangs out with male cheffers). Also cheff

"I think that cheffer just called me a faggot."

or

"That cheffer is so drunk, she's making out with a dog."

by Gar Hole April 19, 2005

Choff

noun/verb: Embodies the sound of a very pretensious, try-hard, Metallica-esque SNARE DRUM. Also the result of incompatible recording levels when playing said snare drum back through speakers.

"Are you listening to this? The track sounds fine, with the exception of that choffy shit in the background."
"Choffy shit? Man, that is a bad-ass snare sample I used!"
"Well, it's choffing my ears to death. Please do away with it, cheerio."

by Strange Blue Objects September 26, 2006

Cheffin

To have mauuuuud skills at cooking and your friends aint got nothing on you when it comes to cooking,because you are just next level like that.

Tiffany:am proper hungry
Chanel: I got you am cheffin bro.

by Chanelee December 8, 2016

cheff

The act, or motion of slamming ones erect penis in a door. Commonly used as an insult directed at others, or at ones self when so inclined.

"Woah, now thats a cheff"
"You fucking cheff"

by poop a loop April 20, 2005

Choff Monkey

A large, buff, young male that wears muscle shirts, shorts, longs socks, sneakers, and a hat to the side so that he resembles a monkey. Often extremely douchey.

Dude, I literally just heard that choff monkey say that libraries are the second most legit place after the gym.

by SuperDuperPooper898 November 3, 2011