Chewed and Glued

when your girlfriend is being an f-ing b- and won't shave her chachachi, one must go down on her while chewing gum, preferably bubbalicious due to its slightly larger size and stickiness, and "accidently" get it stuck in the fray - resulting in a messy situation, but a clean-shaven girlfriend the next day.

"Last night I chewed and glued my girlfriend and now she's smoother than a new born baby"

by Devine Broccolini April 19, 2008

chuck e. cheesed

When you are not allowed to leave a place because you are to young. Such as at Chuck E. Cheese where you are not allowed to check yourself out without an adult. Teenage girls like to go and often get stuck there.

worker: "Um, i'm sorry but i cant let you leave because your parents have to check you out."

teenage girls: "but we drove ourselves here!!

Other teenage girl: "aw damn we've been Chuck E. Cheesed"

by lohhrahhh March 1, 2008

swiss cheesed up

State of being; to have multiple bodily bullet-wounds, and therefore having an abundance of holes in you, thus resembling a slice of swiss cheese, which contains several holes in it.

F*** with me, and you'll get swiss cheesed up

by sbocaj January 24, 2004

Chewed Out

To be berated, cussed out and yelled at by superior officers or guardians or adults. Usually happens when you do something you weren't supposed to do.

Colonel James H. Doolittle: "They don't want me up in the air flying with the men that I have chosen. That I've chewed out, cussed out, pushed to limit...and that I've come to respect.
---April 1942, shortly before the Doolittle Raid on Tokyo during WWII

Col. Hans Landa: You'll be shot for this!
Lt. Aldo Raine: Nah, I don't think so. More like chewed out. I've been chewed out before.

by DarthKieduss April 7, 2014

already been chewed

Played out. Over it. Already been done.

That beat is already been chewed.

by Already Been Chewed November 19, 2014

Chopped And Cheesed

Derived from the term “chopped” (meaning an individual who is very unattractive.) and from the popular New York cuisine “chopped cheese”

The “cheesed” in the phrase intensifies the “chopped” therefore creating “chopped and cheesed” only to be used when someone is EXTRA ugly/chopped.

“She chopped”
“Nah bro, she chopped AND cheesed”
“Damn..cheesed too?”
“Hell yeah”

by ilyriah April 12, 2021

cottage cheesed

Given a yeast infection from a woman

I was cottage cheesed from my one night stand

by Jadsnyc June 17, 2018