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Clemsoning

The act of delivering an inexplicably disappointing performance, usually within the context of a college football season.
Oklahoma State's overtime loss to an unranked Iowa State was a full-blown Clemsoning.
by solidverbal November 21, 2011
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cheekboning

The kind of smile you get when talking about someone you like a LOT and your cheek bones stick out.
Have you seen Bryan talk about Michelle? He's totally cheekboning. I think he loves her and wants to take her to Build-A-bear.
by buddymagee August 27, 2011
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Cheesing

Verb. The use of cat urine excreted by male felines to define their territory as a psychedelic drug. Coined in the South Park episode "Major Boobage"
Sarah: "Bob can't keep from cheesing his brains out"

John: " I know, where does he get that many cats?"
by CZARofLA December 9, 2008
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Cheesing balls

The act of huffing of snorting Cat urine. Cheesing balls involves totally tripping and inducing a euphoric state which leads you to go to the boob fantasyland that the awesome boob princess inhabits

cheesing and all descriptions created by south park
Kenny: Dude im totally cheesing balls! ive got no idea what going on!
Kyle: dude, that will seriously affect your health
by South Park Advocate March 31, 2008
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Cheeseaning

The act, or the motion of commiting the act of dipping one's bread stick into the eyesockat of habujulangagananga, aka "Destiny of cheese, God".

It is rather apparant, that such an act often results in one's pestashio nut being consumed by a hot pink tiger,after the hot pink tiger consuming the pestashio nut it has been known for the hot pink tiger to vomit a baby dwarf. This often causes the tiger to suffer indigestion, and thus this causes the bread stick to take the thrown of king of mr gay universe.
I was simply Cheeseaning, when all of a sudden, a giant pumkin manifested out of the blue moon and started doing the funky chicken!!!! (in the location of my armpit.

In a brief conversation with my mother in law, she suddenly plucked a bread stick and was cheeseaning!!

My mate John, requently endulges in cheeseaning!!!
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Cream cheesing her bagel

To shoot ones skeet skeet on a girls bum hole as the grand finale of a sexual adventure
Dan: Hey, did you have sex with that girl last night?
Wayne: Ya, and I finished by cream cheesing her bagel
Dan: OH Wayne, you the nastiest!
by Encyclopedia Brentannica November 13, 2009
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Clemsoning

(verb) 1. When you are widely favored to succeed and instead crash & burn. 2. Failing miserably and/or by a wide margin 3. Horribly embarrassing yourself in front of loved ones and strangers alike. 4. Having multiple records broken against you in front of a large audience.
1. When Google Plus launched it took a real Clemsoning. 2. When the hare raced the tortoise he really got Clemsoned. 3. When Snooki's parents decided not to have that abortion, they really pulled a Clemson.
by 5Speed January 11, 2012
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