head-cheese

head-cheese is duck-butter -- a waxy combination of cum, piss, sweat, and dead dick-head cells that can accumulate under an uncircumcised guy's foreskin on his corona.

I sucked off this uncut cadet's dick -- he tasted good - even his head-cheese!

by USAF Cadet July 1, 2021

head cheese

The build up of grease and dirt from a person's scalp creating a cheese like odor from not showering.

yo mike you need to fucking shower, you got some smelly head cheese.

by I snort cocaine August 5, 2010

head cheese

Meat product also know as Jersey pork roll.

Cut me a slice of that head cheese for a sammich.

by Johhnyjersey December 15, 2008

bucket head cheese lip nigger

something my friend said very funny when he says it...i guess it means you have nasty lips and a box head or something

Oh Shit son!! look at that bucket head cheese lip nigger!

by pimp daddy fresh September 28, 2004

Head Cheese

Gunk or paste that grows between a guys balls and lower anus, when he does not have a bath for a week or more. Or the remnants of poop and sweat buildup.

1. Man you smell so bad, you'd gotta have head cheese growing down there!

2.Theres no cheese like head cheese!..... eww :-P

by Andrew...aka...[CnW]Kill$hot September 30, 2007

head cheese

A type of food that the big brother of some insane hick is good at making. Source : The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (old version). What is head-cheese? Use your imagination if you dare...

"My brother makes good head-cheese!

by Dave September 22, 2004

mexican head cheese

Getting head in an unlit parking lot, in the back of a El Camino. Only to find out when the lights came on it was your buddy his mustache shaved off.

You tricked me! Shaved off your mustache to give some mexican head cheese.

by anonymous March 31, 2023