cheesemuffin

A phrase commonly used by Cody. Replaces any and all swear words.

Aw Cheesemuffin! I want to cheesemuffin you like an animal.

by Mother February 25, 2004

cheese puff

a man suffering from Peyronie's Disease
a crooked or curved penis

I cant believe she married a cheese puff

by lovesumwine November 10, 2014

CheeseMuffin

It is the best thing you will ever taste and the best way to annoy someone. All you have to do is add grated cheddar cheese to a muffin recipe and sprinkle some on top of the muffin before you bake it. It is full of deliciousness and will creep your friends out with the idea of it, but it's very good! Happy baking!

Bob:"Hey u want some of my Cheesemuffin?"
Friend:"Eww no what is that?"
Bob:"It's a muffin with cheese in it! It's actually really good"
Friend:"Ok... so have you seen any movies lately?"

by DaMuffinMan(Jerry W) December 9, 2008

Cheese Puff

another term that refers to our late president, Donald Trump. Many times he has been referenced as a cheeto, (a hard cruchy snack.) but this term seems to be a much better reflection of his soft shitty body

Guy 1 : Hey Robert, how you feeling about your dumb fuck Cheeto of a president now?

Guy 2 : Cheeto? more like a god damn cheese puff if you ask me.

by BioHaz8888 August 7, 2019

Cheesewoffen

The yellow phlegm found in the rolls of elderly women.

Yeah, my volunteer work at the nursing home went well today... that is, until I had to give this old hag a bath. I can't get the smell of her cheesewoffen out of my nose.

by Foolyz November 28, 2009

cheese puff

the act of puffing cheese on someone's titties

DUDE, did you just cheese puff that girl?

by hotchicknumberone November 23, 2010

cheesepump

When you stick your penis into some cheesewhiz and then jerk off all over your girl's face.

I just cheesepumped all over my bitches face.

by Tallywhacker May 24, 2006