Mozzarella Cheesedick

The act of using a mozzarella stick in place of one's dick, then taking a bite out of it after placing in any or all orfices.

He straight mozzarella cheesedicked her ass after they cooked in the air fryer.

by JJ4ever February 11, 2022

cheeserock

Cheesy pop music that wants to be rock and roll. For example, Nickleback, Creed, 3 Doors Down, basically any cheesy rock popular on the top 40 circuit. Cheeserock can also be bands that try to hard to be “cool” or to copy the style of a more original artist in order to glom onto the wave of young people who are into that new sound, thus becoming cheeserock by being “posers”. For example, A post-punk wannabe who is an avid fan of Rancid, or Bush, might be referred to as a Cheeserocker someone who is hardcore into cheeserock bands like Korn and Slipknot.

Nickleback is the worst bunch of cheeserock to which I’ve ever had the displeasure of listening.

by Biunivoque August 20, 2019

cheesedick

A guy with no game who makes girls feel uncomfortable, commonly found in clubs, bars, and frat parties. Usually tries to emulate Sopronos characters, but fails miserably.

Wow that guy with to much gel in his hair looks like a real cheesedick.

by Martin Donovan December 8, 2006

cheesedick

An imbecilic individual, usually a male person, who generally does not lack in mental prowess but is sorely lacking in charisma and the social skill necessary to apply his intellect in a useful, practical or agreeable manner.

Justin Gilmartin is a huge cheesedick

by JGisaCheeseDICK October 23, 2011

cheeseydick

cheeseydick is a type of weed, cheese crossed with moby dick

excuse me sir could i buy some cheeseydick

by boonking July 6, 2011

Cheesedick

A backwards-hatted, socks'n'sandals-wearing, abercrombie & fitch lame ass.

I dunno, are there gonna be a lot of cheesedicks at this party?

by Eric December 28, 2003

cheesedick

-more vital way of describing an asshole
-when someone gets away with being an asshole and somehow ends up "innocent"

Best friend is dating your loved one while you're at work. When you're around, they acts like a family friend.

That guy is a fucking cheesedick

by nicole April 18, 2004