A person who throws large sums of money at a car to compensate for their mechanical retardation and lack of driving ability. Generally no clue as to what they are doing whilst usually making out they know everything.
by jjj bounce April 1, 2019
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He is in tune with his artistic and entrepreneurial sides and is a modern-day Jack-of-all-trades. Chequevar loves to be his own boss and has great work ethic and ambition.
He is in tune with his artistic and entrepreneurial sides and is a modern-day Jack-of-all-trades. Chequevar loves to be his own boss and has great work ethic and ambition.
by missteacherlady November 22, 2021
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You say everything's alright
I say nothing can go right, yeah
Oh what a game you can play
Sad days add to confusion
Sad ways end in dillusion, yeah
That's the name of the game
Well I know your love is rough
And the road you take is tough
But I just can't get enough
Chequered love
Touch me, do what you want to
Say no, then, I just need you
Babe, your gonna drive me insane
You are man for all seasons
You are man with no reasons, yeah
You're the man with no pain
Oh I can't let go
Oh I can't let go
'cos I need you so tonight
I say nothing can go right, yeah
Oh what a game you can play
Sad days add to confusion
Sad ways end in dillusion, yeah
That's the name of the game
Well I know your love is rough
And the road you take is tough
But I just can't get enough
Chequered love
Touch me, do what you want to
Say no, then, I just need you
Babe, your gonna drive me insane
You are man for all seasons
You are man with no reasons, yeah
You're the man with no pain
Oh I can't let go
Oh I can't let go
'cos I need you so tonight
You say everything's alright
I say nothing can go right, yeah
Oh what a game you can play
Sad days add to confusion
Sad ways end in dillusion, yeah
That's the name of the game
Well I know your love is rough
And the road you take is tough
But I just can't get enough
Chequered love
Oh I can't let go
Oh I can't let go
'cos I need you so tonight
I say nothing can go right, yeah
Oh what a game you can play
Sad days add to confusion
Sad ways end in dillusion, yeah
That's the name of the game
Well I know your love is rough
And the road you take is tough
But I just can't get enough
Chequered love
Oh I can't let go
Oh I can't let go
'cos I need you so tonight
by Death Menace April 22, 2023
Get the Chequered Love mug.by c4c7u5 August 5, 2009
Get the cheque mug.A reality cheque can be an imaginary or crudely drawn cheque sized piece of paper you hand someone when it's clear their getting too detatched from reality. Implying that they should cash it and come back down to earth from their emotional or psychological trip in the clouds. Used as a funnier alternative to yelling "Reality Check" and can sometimes be more effective due to subtlety.
"Aww man my girlfriend didn't text back right away, she must hate me. It's all over i may aswell just end it."
"Dude, chill, it's probably fine."
"Aww it hurts bro, she doesn't want me, she's gonna break my heart i know it. Just like every other girl in history! Why do i bother! It's all so stupid!..."
"Well.....i'm just gonna write you a little reality cheque here...............theeere we go. And you get back to me when you've tightened that loose screw mkay?"
"Dude, chill, it's probably fine."
"Aww it hurts bro, she doesn't want me, she's gonna break my heart i know it. Just like every other girl in history! Why do i bother! It's all so stupid!..."
"Well.....i'm just gonna write you a little reality cheque here...............theeere we go. And you get back to me when you've tightened that loose screw mkay?"
by TheWelshman July 22, 2012
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Cheques being paid into your account (at least) twice as long to clear as cheques being drawn on your account.
Cheques being paid into your account (at least) twice as long to clear as cheques being drawn on your account.
F*** me I have no money! Aaaaaaaaaaaaagh!
by Dr Pinch December 10, 2004
Get the Murphy's Law of Cheques mug.Pronounced "checking". Using a personal check to pay off a low-cost debt out of spite, instead of paying cash.
by theGaf January 20, 2011
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