Red Eye Checkpoint

A moment in psychedelic or weed trip, when you eventually encounter a mirror and look into your eyes to check how red they are, or how wide pupils are, and optionally end up standing there, staring and thinking about who or what you are, what counciousness is, what human is, what reality is, and other questions about Universe.

Yesterday I've been stuck on red eye checkpoint for a five minutes straight, and ended up showing myself middle finger.

by ammonger September 29, 2025

radar checkpoint

synonym for the new guard-rail radars being used by police officers, due to the belief that they can, will and are being used to also track where you and you car is at certain intervals, and where you go, in an effort to thwart certain people's alibis, for example.

"Sir, I was at home last night around 11 pm."
"Actually, one of our radar checkpoints indicate that you were, in fact, headed towards the marshes around that time, which is where we found your ex girlfriend."
"Well, big brother has fucked me right up the ass, there, didn't he?"
"He sure did, son. Now time for prison rape for the rest of your life."

by Jon Wagner July 12, 2013

security checkpoint

never let Joe into any public building without passing him through one of these first.

security checkpoint guard: hold up there, "pal"(Joe), nobody gets in but through this here security checkpoint. now lets see that bag there.

by theCheesenOne May 31, 2022

Goon Checkpoint

The act of gooning in various different locations around the globe.

Every location that is successfully gooned at is considered a "Goon Checkpoint"

After 35 years of competitive gooning, I have successfully reached my final goon checkpoint... Chuck e cheese

by the toucher 67 November 29, 2025