Cheaper to Keep Her

When you’re stuck in a miserable marriage, but it would be too costly to go through divorce.

My wife is cheating on me and nagging every day, but if we divorced she would make out with a ton of our money. It’s cheaper to keep her.

by Juicyjeremy January 5, 2023

extreme cheapskates

Viral American TV show series on TLC with episodes reacted to by many YouTubers including sssniperwolf and more.

The show profiles families who stop at nothing to spend nothing. From making reusable toilet paper and reusing dental floss to diving in garbage bins for gifts, these penny pinchers devise outrageous ways to cuts costs by any means necessary.

Dude, I was watching extreme cheapskates last night and the Pinto's are by far the cheapest family on the show. The mom is SUCH a cheapskate! Ridiculous penny pinchers..

by honeydrop May 6, 2019

cheapskake

A type of cake that comes out from Donald Trumps Vagina

Nobody produce cheapskake like Donald

by MR All political n shit October 25, 2015

cheapscape

A landscaping scheme that incorporates rock, mulch, and plantings that, once in place, require little or no further expense, upkeep, or work such as watering or mowing, thus saving the owner time and money. A combination of landscape and cheapskate.

Tom was proud of his home's small yard because it was a total cheapscape designed with river rock, pachysandra, ground ivy, and evergreens but no grass or gardens. He hadn't pulled a weed or touched a lawnmower for five years, ever since he'd finished designing this layout!

by cdaylight December 22, 2008

cheapster

Someone who is cheap.

Steve is such cheapster the last time he bought concert tickets we sat behind the parking lot.

by gsmalls December 14, 2008

cheapskates

A group of penny pinchers. These people will do anything to spend nothing. These are by far the most obnoxious customers for business owners.
Also a viral TV series on TLC called Extreme Cheapskates

I was watching extreme cheapskates on TLC last night. The pinto's are the biggest penny pinchers on the show. Unbelievable!

by honeydrop May 6, 2019

cheapshit

Somthing that is cheap and shitty at the same time. Cheap can be good if quality is adequate. Shit is never good unless your rooting against the San Francisco Giants who will always be shitty. This word combines cheap and shit, obviously.

I bought a cheapshit shirt at a discount retail store and it fell apart after I wore it once.

by Steve Collar September 11, 2006