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Quickie in a casket

Having a quick fuck with a recently deceased person while in their casket.
Savannah had gorilla grip coochie so
When I was at her funeral I just had to have a quickie in a casket.
by Sham shake April 22, 2020
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Casket

A wallet.

It holds dead presidents. AKA money.
Dude: Bro, I gotta buy me a new casket.
Dude 2: How did you lose it this time?
Dude: I was buyin some girl a drink at the bar and it got stolen.
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Dutch Casket

A group sex activity in which the subject is surrounded by males (typically 15 or more) who rest their scrotums all over the subject's body, effectively burying the subject in testicles.
"My whole world is balls," purred Greg as the baseball team embalmed him in a Dutch Casket.
by Delvis April 21, 2009
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Ass Casket

A casket made for an ass. This was founded by Michelle and Anthony in 2018 and has made record sales.
The funeral was sad but atleast she had an ass casket.
by Ghetto M July 26, 2018
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Casket Concert

Refers to musicians with one foot in the grave and one foot on the stage, because they're too old to be performing, but they keep doing concerts because it pulls in a lot of money.
I wasted $80.00 to watch an another Casket Concert by a 86 year old musician.
by Mean Red Spider February 23, 2020
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Casket clean

Casket clean (adj.) is a compliment typically given to a male who is dressed well in a suit. Normally American men are buried in nice suits that are viewed during a wake or funeral. “Clean” is a synonym for a well-dressed or a man with a fresh haircut. See also: fly, GQ, fresh
*At a high school reunion banquet two male friends see each other after 20 years*
“Hey brother, I see you’re wearing a tailored suit with a pocket square and monogrammed shirt. You’re looking casket clean.”
by 3bx96 April 26, 2021
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Cancer Casket

A tanning bed at your local beauty salon or spa.
She goes to the tanning booths at the salon to use the Cancer Caskets and get a tan like Eva Mendes in the Caribbean.
by Marinatha! July 20, 2009
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