Carboner

1. a sexual pose wherein said Carbone will lie flat out on his back with both arms behind his head whilst sporting massive wood concealed only by a thin layer of red silk garment spread across the pubic area

2. The act of being Carboned

ie. "Man, did that swampdonkey get Carboned or what?"

"I pulled the Carboner out on Hilary last night and she loved it."

by Eric Adams March 29, 2009

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charbone

A verb describing the actions of a terrible driver, and the results thereof. Cutting off another driver and/or causing or nearly causing an accident.

A proper noun given to a person who "charbones".

Origin: A word derived from a person of a similar namesake who continuously boned other drivers on the road.

Passenger: Dude! WTF! Check your mirrors BEFORE you merge, you just charboned that guy.
Driver: Relax, it wasn't a full-blown charboning. I didn't hit 'em or anything.
Passenger: You F'ing Charboner!

by jackie kenefick September 13, 2012

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The Carbonaro Effect

The ability to be easily persuaded that something is real or true due to complete lack of intelligence common sense, or judgment.

The tendency of jackass humans, particularly middle America, to accept and/or believe any old bullshit because they’re just plain stupid.
Also see: naive, gullible and credulous

Joe was overcome by The Carbonaro Effect when he bought an oceanfront timeshare in Arizona.

by loosestool January 1, 2022

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