Champons

For girls who still want to party on their period. ‘Cause you were bloated all last week and mommy needs a drink.

“Girl’s night Thursday?!”
“I can’t, I’m on my period”
“Don’t worry, I’ve got champons!”

See also: Ways to tell the guy who bought bottle-service you’re not hooking up with him.... but, like, fun

by likethecontinent December 2, 2018

Champnesia

When a person has too much Champagne and forgets what happens during a certain period of time. Otherwise known as "black-out."

After a full bottle of Champagne on her 50th birthday, she ended up with champnesia.

by Brandoleesh September 10, 2020

Champnesia

The term for not remembering the events during a certain time period due to having too much champagne.

After consuming an entire bottle of champagne she contracted champnesia.

by Brandoleesh September 10, 2020

Chapponism

Chapponism - An ideology created by the god himself, Chappo. Involves the control of history class through the use of Absolute Power.

That History class is using chapponism to aquire absolute power over the students. It must be Chappo's class.

by The Heirarchy October 26, 2020

chompensation

the payment of pizza and beer in return for the physical labor of friends

"Who can help me move this weekend? Place is up five flights of stairs and I own several pianos, but generous chompensation will be provided.

by Hadley Precious April 6, 2021

carpenisanu

carpenisanu is ur bff yuki who calls you cookie you use it when you wanna say something about your bff yuki

guy1: wow dude look at carpenisanu
guy2: wew

by yukiboomboom June 7, 2021

champrise

The baddest bitch . It’s only one Champrise purrr. She eats it up with no crumbs left .. truly the one and only Scorpio . The bad bitch leader . The realist . A barb . Guys love her , girls wanna be her .

Wow I wish I was “Champrise” she’s literally that girl .

by Madamchamprise November 23, 2021