Chairman Mao's Revenge

Similar to Montezuma's Revenge, except with Chinese Food.

I went to Asia Cafe and got lots of cheap Teriyaki Chicken and egg rolls, but I got Chairman Mao's Revenge and I've been on the can since I wrote this definition.

by Keilman December 5, 2009

Chairman of the Bowl

Getting a Man Chair while taking a dump.

Oh man, I'm horny but I also have to take a dump. What ever should I do? Chairman of the Bowl!

by Tim0210 October 23, 2007

Chaintana

(chayn-taw-nuh) noun: a device that consists of a motor attached to two gears connected with a chain-belt. Attached to the chain-belt are multiple katana. As the belt spins, the katana rotate with it, efficiently slicing through many objects.

If I had a chaintana for a leg, I would always start AND finish bar fights.

by freeflake May 19, 2011

Chairman Lmao

Regarded as one of the most important figures in modern world history, Lmao is still a controversial figure today, over thirty years after his death. He is held in high regard in China where he is often portrayed as a great revolutionary and strategist who eventually defeated Chiang Kai-shek in the Chinese Civil War, and transformed the country into a major power through his policies. However, many of Lmao's socio-political programs such as the Great Leap Forward and the Cultural Revolution are blamed by critics from both within and outside China for causing severe damage to the culture, society, economy and foreign relations of China, as well as enormous and unnecessary loss of lives, a peacetime death toll in the tens of millions.

Although still officially venerated in China, his influence has been largely overshadowed by the political and economic reforms of Deng Xiaoping and other leaders since his death. Lmao is also recognized as a poet and calligrapher.

Allen: "Dude, Chairman Lmao was a pretty ballin' chairman."

Andrew: "I'll Lmao YOUR chairman."

Tess: "I'll chairman YOUR Lmao."

goldfingerdgreat: sup
smartassukrigga: chairman lmao just died
goldfingerdgreat: bummer dude
smartassukrigga: lol

by a-chaps January 12, 2008

chaingangsoldier

Chaingangsoldier is a loser at the Playstation Underground, who changes his mind every other week about what a good console is. In fact, he trades in a 360 or PS3 once a week. He is close to losing about $100,000 after trading in the consoles so many times.

Chaingangsoldier October 17 2006: PS3 Pwns all
Chaingangsoldier October 30 2006: 360 ftw
Chaingangsoldier November 15: PS3 rocks ma socks!
Chaingangsoldier December 1: Nothing beats 360

by Chaingang's parents who have lost so much money do to our whining son of 12 December 15, 2008

Chairman Jao Bai Den

Joe Biden, the supreme leader of Chimerica

America is dead. The CCP is in charge now. Hail Chairman Jao Bai Den.

by Eushshtb March 28, 2021

Chainmail

A form of armour that involves interwoven rings (ringmail is slightly different) of metal, normally worn as a suit for protection in combat. It was lighter than plate armour and offered better protection than leather and was, therefore, a popular choice for light troops (or early armies, who didn't have the option of plate). It was slowly (but not entirely) phased out on line troops as plate armour became less expensive and lighter (though it was often used to cover the joints of the armour and was sometimes worn under the armour for added protection).

At the battle of Crecy, the non-noble troops on both sides wore mostly chainmail. However, this made the French soldiers fatally vunerable to English longbow fire.

by Syber_Sid May 2, 2008