shooting turdbirds in the ceramic firing range

Defecating; taking a shit on the toilet.

It's taking Mr. Fanelli a long time in the bathroom. He must be shooting turdbirds in the ceramic firing range!

by pentozali August 28, 2010

Ceramic coating a Subaru

Inverting ones penis in another’s anus.

We were ceramic coating a Subaru last night and I’m real tiered.

by VETthoughts October 11, 2023

hydro-ceramic engineer

A highly skilled professional whose job is to remove edible matter from circular ceramic structures using the science of water pressure.

I just landed a job at Shennanigans as a hydro-ceramic engineer!

by MrFoxx March 29, 2023

fierce as ceramics

Expression used to describe something more dangerous than a shark . Gained popularity after the realization that - unlike a ceramic bowl - a shark can't be used to kill (more specifically squish ) a bug .

When Ted refused to pay the hooker she became fierce as ceramics.

by michellenya October 4, 2011

Ceramic samurai

'Oohing' and 'aahing' when doing a spicy poo.

Man that curry we had last night was hot, I was a ceramic samurai this morning.

by Shuaman November 20, 2018

Ceramic Bust

(noun) ser-ramic-bust

Is the best way to display that one is filthy rich and/or a flithy rich asshole. It shows that one is conceited, selfish, pompous, and an asshole. It adds sophistication and joy to any room or setting. Having a Ceramic bust implies that one MAY be rich, but not necessarily.

When I walked into the construction company I immedialtely felt I was in the midst of illiterates, but I changed my mind when I saw the Ceramic Bust of Archimedes.

by Bustanutterbutter12 November 27, 2011

Ceramic bitch

Used to describe a person when they are being arrogant or rude, or to insult them.

You ceramic bitch!

by y.e.s.i.t.s.m.e.j.o.r.d.a.n May 8, 2019