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Pencil-Centipede

When you scotch-tape pencils together lead-to-eraser style with the intent to create a longer and more lasting pencil. This technique can, and sometimes is, used for many pencils at the same time, creating what many call "The True Pencil-Centipede".
"My pencils are all so short I decided to make a Pencil-Centipede, and it lasted the whole school year!"
by SPAM Can Campervan March 20, 2023
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Noah Centipede

Noah Centipede is an actor who appeared in ‘To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before’ and ‘Sierra Burgess Is a Loser’ and ‘The Perfect Date’. He is not a good actor as he plays the same character over and over again. His personality is like a tiktok weirdo, giving off jacob sartorius vibes. He doesn’t have the looks, or jawline either. We can’t stan.
“Ugh, did you see the new movie that Noah Centipede is in?”. “Noah Centipede is cancelled”.
by theoneandonlygenius April 28, 2019
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Centimeter Peter Syndrome

When a girl is so ugly that your penis shrivels up so tiny, it is only a few centimeters long.
Guy 1: "So how was your blind date?"

Guy 2: "Damn man she was so ugly she gave me Centimeter Peter Syndrome!"

Guy 1: "Blind dates are the worst"
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010
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human centipede

Sexual act involving the connection of three human beings via face to bung hole. In most cases knee caps are broken to simulate proper centipede moving mechanisms.
Man last night sucked I got stuck as the caboose in our human centipede.
by swiss beets April 30, 2010
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Three Centimeter Dash

When just beginning to have sexual intercourse with a girl and you realize by her completely frozen, shocked expression that you've put it in the wrong hole. Thus, in order to continue bangin', your stupid ass has to make the three centimeter dash from her bung hole (or pee hole) to her vagina.

*Note, distances may vary for different individuals.
Robert: Man, I was doin' it for the first time tonight and you know what?
Timothy: What ma' nigga?
Robert: I started fuckin' her but I put it in the wrong hole.
Timothy: Wow...
Robert: Luckily, I was able to make a quick three centimeter dash and finish up right.
Timothy: I bet that dash wasn't the only thing that was only three centimeters.
Robert:...
Timothy: *takes off sunglasses* YEEAAAAH!!!
by ErWiHaMaRiJa March 18, 2011
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Centimeter

"Call me" in the Queen's English (not Elizabeth II; New York queens!). Abbreviated to "cm" and then became "Centimeter!
Girl! CENTIMETER! I need to tell you about the trade I pulled last night on Grindr!
by Queen Carlota July 25, 2010
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centimetre

A small unit of length, based on the metre, there being 100 centimetres in 1 metre. Abbreviated to cm. The width of an average man's finger nail on his little finger is usually 1 cm.
The doctor measured the boy and he was 147 cm tall. The boy was pleased as he was 1 centimetre taller than he was last year.
by Avoura November 27, 2005
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