Center Surfing

The act of being inconsiderate of someone else's weed and bowl pack. When you literally Surf your lighter flame over the middle of the pack to get the best hit you can.

Total dick Head: Hey brahhh pass the bong i wanna get fucked up
Awesome kid : chill (passes the bong, Against better judgement)
Total dick head: I smoke reefer all day (takes hit)
Awesome kid : Nice job center surfing you flem wad

Total dick head : brahhhhhh brahhh chill I'm just smoking' reefer
Awesome kid : Get the fuck out of my house you square (slams door)

by KaseCharles October 25, 2011

David Lawrence Jr. K-8 Center

The worst school in North Miami, Florida. The staff isn't good. The teachers are horrible. The lunch is disgusting. This school is EXTREMELY unsanitary (there are roaches and rats everywhere in this school). The electives are horrible (ex: Peer Counseling). There are no teams nor clubs. There are fights pretty much everyday. It's a bad school overall.

You go to David Lawrence Jr. K-8 Center? That school is so bad.

by gaycum's toes April 24, 2019

Censorship

Violation of the 1st Amendment.

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

Fuck censorship.

by toxic540 December 28, 2005

Center Rat

a person who hangs out at West Hartford Center almost everyday.

Todd: Hey you have any idea where has Julia been?

Jim: Dude she's most likely at the center she's such a center rat

by RandomEmoKid March 6, 2009

Center of Attention Syndrome

Someone suffering from COAS is so pre-occupied with themselves and their issues that they have a hard time paying attention to anyone else. An extreme version of being self-centered narcissists, sufferers of COAS frequently don't know that they suffer from COAS, but they would love the idea that they suffered from an illness.

Yo! That girl totally suffers from COAS, Center of Attention Syndrome. She had no idea that my dog died because she was too focused on the drama with that bitch from her job. self-centered narcissist self-absorbed douchebag

by India Golf Oscar September 20, 2016

centergauge

a centergauge is when you find something cool or your friends say something stupid

“hey aaron, “
“ yeah what’s up?”
“look at this centergauge i found!”
“wow clattergnatter”

by centergurt May 16, 2020

censorship

1. What lazy parents use as an excuse to not want to teach their children what is and isn't acceptable to view. Proven to be useless because all it does is make the children even more curious as to why it is censored.

2. What the government uses to keep the dumb masses from finding out the truth about its corruption and incompetence.

by AYB April 3, 2003