Cellular rape

The use of a cellular device without the owner's consent.

Nik commited an act of cellular rape when he took my phone and sent a message to Nathan without my consent.

by Phalanger3 June 12, 2015

Us cellular

A scam phone company that takes advantage of dumb rich farmers in rural America.

Person- Why haven't you answered your phone in a month?

Other person- I have us cellular.

by Birdie Fett December 12, 2020

cellular envy

Getting jealous at that person with that swank new cell phone.

Cellular envy? Naaah, I'm quite fine with my old trusty Nokia. After all, I use my cell phone for communicating, for calling people. I like to keep things separated.

by Adel7 December 28, 2007

Cellular motorboating

Utilizing a cellular device to engage in the act of motorboating.

Phone conversation:

Ring, Ring
Sam: "Hello"
Erin: "Hey buddy, how are you?"
Sam: "Good, what up?"
Erin: "Dude, put your phone on Karen's tits and rub it back and forth."
Sam: "Dude, what's wrong with you?...but ok"
Erin: "Haaaa"
Sam: "Dude are you really cellular motorboating my girlfriend?"

by Hampton's Finest 2 August 16, 2012

Cellular Smile

Cellular Smile

Seeing the reaction to an amusing e-mail or text. Grin prompted by smart phone stimulation.

From across the room, Sallys face glowed a CELLULAR SMILE as she viewed her Galaxy4.

by RSWIM21 August 1, 2014

Cellular-semenation

When giz is placed onto a random cellular telephone. When the phone is used at a later date, it is sticky and does not work properly.

Man, my phone has had some serious cellular-semenation done to it. There are only a few people who would do such a thing: Roger, Lee, and Ben.

by Gary Coleman IV June 16, 2008

Cellular Bomber

One who constantly sends text messages to/calls your mobile/cellular phone; "blowing up your phone."

You: Dude, my ex keeps blowing up my phone.
Friend: I try not to date cellular bombers; maybe you should be more like me?

by BenX10X April 18, 2010