(Person 1 Mancunian Accent): Dude you just don't know we've got so much work coming in we're gonna make a fortune!
(Person 2 Irish Accent): Cool! B'jeasus I'll give up mi stable & secure job to come across to your empire!
(Person 3 Welsh Accent): Listen Person 2, your good friend Person 1 is living in an imaginary world - it's pure bullshit he's just Clyning you man!
(Person 2 Irish Accent): Cool! B'jeasus I'll give up mi stable & secure job to come across to your empire!
(Person 3 Welsh Accent): Listen Person 2, your good friend Person 1 is living in an imaginary world - it's pure bullshit he's just Clyning you man!
by hewhoknowsitall May 5, 2009
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Last night I was fucking like Ron Jeremy, when FIDO entered the threesome and put me over the top by throwing down the CANINE SHOCKER.
by Mikeytee September 8, 2011
Get the Canine Shocker mug.A term used in a boarding school at night after on beds and lights out. If in any case, your dorm is being loud, disruptive or naughty and you hear a teacher coming down the hallway, or you get some form of a vibe that one is coming, you shout this word to alert your dorm that the teacher is coming. It must be said loud enough so that your dorm can hear but quiet enough that the teacher can't hear.
Person 1: Guys do you want to go and dorm raid Big Dorm?
Person 2: Yes let's go now
Person 3: hears teacher coming CANINE!!!!
Rest of Dorm: Silence and fake sleeping
Teacher: Comes in with flashlight to check everyone is quiet and on beds, walks out of dorm
Person 4: All clear guys
Rest of Dorm: Resumes conversation
Person 2: Yes let's go now
Person 3: hears teacher coming CANINE!!!!
Rest of Dorm: Silence and fake sleeping
Teacher: Comes in with flashlight to check everyone is quiet and on beds, walks out of dorm
Person 4: All clear guys
Rest of Dorm: Resumes conversation
by Niamh's August 13, 2019
Get the Canine mug.The combination of snakebites on ur lower lip and angelbites on ur upper. So it's four piercing on ur mouth.
by Kevin Warch June 17, 2008
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Paedophiles have a bad press in Britain but they pale to insignificance compared to the abundance of moronic caninophiles at large in the community.
by lily beetle October 27, 2014
Get the Caninophile mug.Forcing somone into submission and to take on the roll of a canine or dog; living in a cage, wearing a collar and usually having their hands immobilizedwith special locking gloves that force the hands into fists so that they look like paws. Prevalent practice in the BDSM community.
Travis was forced into Canine Submission, his master makes him wear a collar and wear a gag in his mouth because dogs can't talk, I hear he even eats out of a dog dish and walks on all fours.
by Matthew L. Schwartz March 8, 2005
Get the Canine Submision mug."sniff, lick, piss, shit" - These are the manditory functions of a large male dog while on a walk. The Canine Combo is performing these functions on the ol' bitch.
by Sir Buster B. Fuffleton September 16, 2008
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