by whitepussyslayer December 29, 2024
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He is more cockroach than man. He takes the form of a man, though, when he is not scuttling away from the light after feasting your eyelashes and fingernails.
He has no job and doesn't support his children. He lives off others, usually his exes and women around him.
He always forgets his wallet, makes his girlfriend pay the mortgage, and receives carl support from his ex girlfriend.
If you see a carlroach in your house, you should stomp on it and then throw those shoes away immediately because the blood of a carlroach is toxic and will rot your brain from the inside out.
He is more cockroach than man. He takes the form of a man, though, when he is not scuttling away from the light after feasting your eyelashes and fingernails.
He has no job and doesn't support his children. He lives off others, usually his exes and women around him.
He always forgets his wallet, makes his girlfriend pay the mortgage, and receives carl support from his ex girlfriend.
If you see a carlroach in your house, you should stomp on it and then throw those shoes away immediately because the blood of a carlroach is toxic and will rot your brain from the inside out.
by Profound Observations July 10, 2025
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1. An irresponsible man who neglects his children, but simultaneously fights for custody
2. An insult to a cockroach
2. An insult to a cockroach
1. That guy is such a a Carleoach!
2. Person: "look, a Carlroach!"
Cockroach: "Dude, that was totally uncalled for!"
2. Person: "look, a Carlroach!"
Cockroach: "Dude, that was totally uncalled for!"
by Double take July 11, 2025
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