Cattywampus

Definition - askew, awry, kitty-corner. Cattywampus is a variant of catawampus, another example of grand 19th century American slang. In addition to “askew” catawampus may refer to “an imaginary fierce wild animal,” or may mean “savage, destructive.” In other words ur mom

Emo kid: Yo mom your a cattywampus
Mom: yo emo your a Sattle goose

by Basicwhiteb**** April 16, 2022

cattywampus

use this word how you would use the word 'ayo'
like when you think somethings cool
or
funny
or
stupid
or

suspicious
or
weird
or
you agree with something
the word is pretty stretchable

darius: 'dog and cats tongues are built weird'
everyone: 'cattywampus! they sure are'

someone: 'my dog died today'
everyone: 'thats not cattywampus :('

by LIZAEDDSASDFGHGTRESA February 07, 2021

Cattywampus

Formal:
Diagonal, askew

Informal:
Completely and utterly out of line

Her love live is going absolutely cattywampus.

by QwertyCTRL. January 11, 2022

Awesome S’awesome Cattywampus Sauce

This most awesome person truly stood by the definition of Awesomesauce. So,as an honour, the title upgraded to ASCS.

AwesomeSauce you’re now “The Awesome S’awesome Cattywampus Sauce”

by PaastaSauce May 19, 2021

cattywampus

a really cool band that was created in the 1970s to drive annoying people away from the t+c relationship:)

Thomas: I got the whole cattywampus on them
Claire:awww yaaay i love youuu

by fire alarm sprinkler September 06, 2020

Cattywampus

Telling beaners to go back to mexico

HEY BEANER GO CATTYWAMPUS YOUR ASS BACK TO TACO LAND

by The White NigFuck July 11, 2019

Cattywampus

going badly, awkwardly, or in the wrong direction

-Dear me, everything has gone catawampus with me this week.
-This is a market where that mantra "buy, don't rent" has been turned catawampus.
-Chagall's work uses geometric shapes, sharp angles, bold colours and catawampus characters.
-From that moment on in the movie things go cattywampus for the squad.

by pookied-rage December 28, 2023