Definitions by QwertyCTRL.

Cattywampus

Formal:
Diagonal, askew

Informal:
Completely and utterly out of line

Her love live is going absolutely cattywampus.

Cattywampus by QwertyCTRL. January 11, 2022

Pock-rotato 

The crossbreed of a rock- potato, a potato-rock, and optionally a blue mountain potato.

The pock-rotato I ate last week tasted great, but it lost me my bottom left frontmost molar.

Pock-rotato by QwertyCTRL. January 11, 2022