the castaway

The castaway is where you take the "turd on a raft" (a turd on several layers of toilet paper floating in the toilet) one step farther by pooping one single,round,"Bridge Mix turd to represent Wilson. Inspired by the Tom Hanks Movie Castaway

I performed the castaway for my wife. She didn't seem to get the analogy.

by wolfbait51 May 16, 2011

Mariano Castano

Mariano is a curly headed Mexican who is mostly known for TikToks he is currently situated in Ottawa, Canada he is mad sexy no cap and his deep voice is just ughhhh and his big lips 😫

Mariano Castano is sexy asl

Mariano Castano is my sexy Mexican baby daddy
Mariano Castano is the CEO of kappa and roots

by thatwhitelatina December 28, 2019

no catta

No catta means no gay shit or in other words " pause " when something gay occurs or is said

I love sausages

No catta ! You on some nut ass shit

by Dedstinido May 29, 2017

Castaneda

Castaneda is a handsome last name that is owned by a handsome young man. Castaneda is Mr.Right. Castaneda is a young trusting adult. He is a weirdo but funny, he will always be there to make you laugh. Castaneda is a really active young man. If you find a guy with the last name of Castaneda. Then I'm telling you that you better hold on to him. The last name Castaneda is rare last name, not only does it have a unique spelling it also has a very unique way of pronouncing it. His favorite colors might be red and blue. His favorite superhero might be Batman and his favorite supervillain might be the Joker. He is the love of your life, the apple of your eye, or the "one". He is a loving human being. He has lots of friends and he also can keep a girl. Castaneda is the last name of a man that sees everything in a girl, he doesn't just see her body, he sees a girl for their smile, their beauty, their laugh, (Etc.). Just know that you can always trust a man with the last name of Castaneda because he is not only your best friend, he is your lover, and he is trustworthy. Castaneda is also the last name of a team player, a intelligent, a charming handsome, and active trusting young man. The last name Castaneda should be the last name that you want to have one day.

Lilly: I'm in love with Cristian Castaneda, I think I wanna marry him one day.
Cassidy: Go for it! He is the ONE for you.
Iory: Cristian Castaneda is so sexy(no homo)
Lilly: I agree with both of you! Cristian Castaneda is the one and he is sexy!💑

by Liliana E. May 18, 2018

canstand

Similar to a keg stand although performed using a can or cup of alcohol and a straw. One or more straws is placed in a can or cup and used to consume an alcoholic beverage while the drinker does a handstand over the can/cup. It is recommended that one performing the canstand has a few spotters holding his legs in the air. Can be performed solo if done properly.

Dude 1: Yo did you see Richard do that canstand last night?

by BRENT!BRENT!BRENT!BRENT!BRENT! May 26, 2009

Catslaughter

The murderings of a cat (Feline). Literally. You murdered the cat.

If I pull out of the driveway, and a cat comes out of no where and I run it over. Would I be sent to jail for Catslaughter?

by GourmandChick October 25, 2012

Castard

a cross between a cunt and a bastard, usually used when you cant decide whether a person is being a cunt or a bastard.

is she a cunt or is she a bastard? i just cant make a decision, i'll just have to say she must be a castard.

by rc9000000000000000000 November 20, 2013