castrate

Two Slice through the meat of ones ballsack

abe i will castrate your pakistanian genitals if you dont leave me da fuck alone!

by Tanya Radical February 25, 2008

Bethbearian Cantidate

the biggest slut in the midwest

Hey, who did the Bethbearian Cantidate fuck this time? I got $20 that its Nick next time.

by Ricky Roo Roo February 27, 2005

Crastibate

When one masturbates while having something better to do.

From the English words:
Procrastinate
Masturbate

Not to be confused with Crasturbate which means to cry while masturbating.

You can't finish Grandma Edna's eulogy if you keep stopping to crastibate, Timmy.

by Mikey Chase March 18, 2013

National Castrate-a-Muther-Fucker Day

April 24th

No definition needed
#nationalcastrateamutherfuckerday

you touch a human wrong, especially on this National Castrate-a-Muther-Fucker Day , ANYONE has the right to castrate-a-muther-fucker by means of their choice.

by SteveNeffer April 19, 2021

Castrate

Any female that has to castrate or a cut a guys dick off is like a guy who has to cut a female's tits off (to win a genocidal war). Cutting a guy's dick off while he's sleeping is especially chicken shit behavior (whether he really raped you or not). Waiting until somebody falls asleep to show them you mean business is not showing an asshole you mean business.

The girl tried to castrate souls in order to keep from feeling weak, and it still didn't work in the end.

by Solid Mantis September 26, 2019

Castratee

Person who has or is having their balls chopped off. Can be used as a past tense or present but not for the future. Usually these men are gay or mormon.

Doctor- "YOU ARE NOW A CASTRATEE..."
Man- "YOU MEAN IM GAY?"
Doctor- "YES."

by Hairymonsterwomanwithaface January 2, 2010

mastigate

to whip; to flog.

The housemaid committed a minor mistake but she was brutally mastigated by her boss.

by uttam maharjan May 10, 2011