Nut Custard

Semen, jizz, spunk

George shot his load all over me last night, there was nut custard everywhere.

by Natasha November 29, 2003

fanny custard

a thick gloopy discharge with a strong odour. The colour is a bright yellow and is common amoung the more sexually active and slutty.

I can smell her fanny custard from here.

by KXpoonanandtang June 30, 2011

Custard Trout

As well as the already mentioned, Custard Trout is now renown as Fable 3's first pimp.

Have you joined Custard Trout's pimp service?

by Online stalker November 1, 2010

fudd custard

The congealed combination of vile vaginal sludge and urine which accumulates in the gusset of female underwear.

I pulled her pants off with my teeth and ended up with fudd custard smeared on my top lip. I can still smell it and that was two fucking weeks ago!

by christopher doherty December 14, 2009

anal custard

bro i love anal custard its so juicy and rich in anal vitamins

i bought some anal custard for our kinky faggot session today

by we hate all faggots August 3, 2023

Fish Custard

The only food that the Eleventh Doctor (Matt Smith) likes after regenerating. Amelia Pond has this in her freezer, and the Doctor finds it only after he tried almost every other food in Amelia's house.

Let's eat some fish custard during our Doctor Who marathon!

by heyitsyouknowwho November 29, 2011

custard arm

When someone is bad at throwing a ball in sports.

"Nice throw, custard arm."

"What is Jono doing, he's got the biggest custard arm ever."

by Jono P. November 26, 2005