Costanza

A mysteriously beautiful woman. She is classy, collected, yet fun to be around. She has a gorgeous face and one of the most amazing bodies, causing every man's head to turn. However, the best part about her is her pure soul. She can have anyone she wants, but she is incredibly honest and committed to the one she chooses. Her word and actions always match and no matter what, she will always be there for you. She is confident and compassionate, the type of woman to put a smile on your face, the one you long to see and kiss at the end of the day. If you let her go, you will regret it until the day you die. Costanza is the type you want to marry.

Guy 1: Damn! Do you see that girl!?

Guy 2: She has the best ass I've ever seen!!

Guy 3: Yeah, that ass is fat, but what's better is her intellect. She's a Costanza!

by lolpshhh December 26, 2012

Costanza

One that is tight with money.

Dude, you're such a freakin Costanza.

by bcaster June 1, 2006

Costanza

A flaccid penis. Short, fat and bald, not unlike the frugal and hilarious George Costanza of Seinfeld.

It's hard to have sex when you're Costanza.

by jammiep September 12, 2011

George Costanza Answering Machine

A George Costanza Answering Machine is when you record a ridiculous greeting people hear when they call your answering machine. It comes from an episode of "Seinfeld" where George's greeting is himself singing a song off key to avoid talking to his girlfriend.

I HATE calling Paul when he isn't home. He has a George Costanza Answering Machine.

by VFL98 August 26, 2014

Costanza

An act of defication that is so strenuous it involves the removal of an article of clothing, especially the shirt.

After Thanksgiving I usually have a Costanza.

by Caexar January 8, 2007

Frank Costanza

1.Character on the classic 90's sitcom, Seinfeld, George's father.

2.a activity, generaly a (sexual) move.
- when a man purposly hits the brake of the car and holds out his arm in front of the woman in front to cop a feel of her breasts

1. That Frank Costanza celebrates festivus

2. I most definetly pulled a Frank Costanza the other day on this hot chick.

by xSchaefx August 30, 2004

Costanza

Nibbling on a deserted dessert you've taken out of the trash can.

Dude, he's at the trash can, pulling a Costanza...I threw that donut away 20 minutes ago!

by something original May 1, 2011