Cassius

A penis with a substantial curve to the left or right (Depending on the dominant hand) usually caused from obsessive and/or frequent masturbation. This primarily occurs in men who cannot get laid.

"Oh, he's definitely gotten himself a cassius by now."
"She can't even please her husband anymore, the poor man must have himself a cassius by now."

by Thirst3 March 06, 2020

Dirty cassius

When a homosexual man pretends to be straight, but gets railed by big brawley men on the weekends.

Chad: Yo bro we haven't hungout in like a month what's going on?

James: sorry man I'm just busy. Got family shit.

Tyler: didn't you know? He's a dirty cassius.

by Shikolas November 20, 2023

dirty cassius

When a homosexual man pretends to be straight, but he gets railed by big brawley men on the weekends.

Chad: hey man he haven't hungout in like a month, what's going on?

James: I'm just always busy man, family shit.

Tyler: didn't you know? James is a dirty cassius.

by Shikolas November 21, 2023

Cassius

It's a term used to describe businessmen who suffer from a variety of mental illnesses.

A: That individual could be a Cassius.
B: Why is this so?
A: I recently discovered that he suffers from a variety of mental illnesses.

by lnvestigator April 27, 2023

Cassius

A girl who is very brave and also very cool and crazy and hide her feeling in school most likely to be crazy mean and got A attitude at home.

me and some people think that the name Cassius is A boys name only and i kinda take it personally but i deal with it

by kkthe1st April 13, 2022

Cassius

Cassius: a stinky eggman hemo who runs around like Naruto thinking he’s sonic always talking crap to people. He only eats nuggets and ramen and most of the time poops his butt. His weakness is shut doors and going to grandpas.

That spaZ kid is such a Cassius

by Dr. Eggman March 18, 2023

Cassius

Cassius a fucking dickhead and a goddam SIMP, he also thinks he is cool

Omfg Cassius is a simp

by Gäy Cassius March 20, 2020