A penis with a substantial curve to the left or right (Depending on the dominant hand) usually caused from obsessive and/or frequent masturbation. This primarily occurs in men who cannot get laid.
"Oh, he's definitely gotten himself a cassius by now."
"She can't even please her husband anymore, the poor man must have himself a cassius by now."
"She can't even please her husband anymore, the poor man must have himself a cassius by now."
by Thirst3 March 6, 2020
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Get the Cassius mug.Chad: Yo bro we haven't hungout in like a month what's going on?
James: sorry man I'm just busy. Got family shit.
Tyler: didn't you know? He's a dirty cassius.
James: sorry man I'm just busy. Got family shit.
Tyler: didn't you know? He's a dirty cassius.
by Shikolas November 20, 2023
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James: sorry man I'm just busy. Got family shit.
Tyler: didn't you know? He's a dirty cassius.
James: sorry man I'm just busy. Got family shit.
Tyler: didn't you know? He's a dirty cassius.
by Shikolas November 20, 2023
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Chad: hey man he haven't hungout in like a month, what's going on?
James: I'm just always busy man, family shit.
Tyler: didn't you know? James is a dirty cassius.
James: I'm just always busy man, family shit.
Tyler: didn't you know? James is a dirty cassius.
by Shikolas November 21, 2023
Get the dirty cassius mug.A: That individual could be a Cassius.
B: Why is this so?
A: I recently discovered that he suffers from a variety of mental illnesses.
B: Why is this so?
A: I recently discovered that he suffers from a variety of mental illnesses.
by lnvestigator April 27, 2023
Get the Cassius mug.cassius, a heartbreaker and a faker. cassius may seem like a big hearted guy but on the inside all he wants is sex and his his ex. once apon a time cassius loved pickles but he made sure there was always a pickle in his mouth real or FAKE. he wants to be famous for juggling but all that man can juggle is chicks. cassius has a small schlong but tries to act like its out of this universe. he wants to be a astronaut but up in space all he got is his big ego. i wanna destroy that penis. he may act straight but everyone knows hes actually going pansexual. he may be good at irish dancing but i wish i could tell you he didnt break hearts. he acts popular but nobody likes him, he just stands there and talks smack about bitches and that big bunda. cassius is sus.
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