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Cassandra

Cassandra is smarter than you think. She is witty and always has the perfect comeback, however she usually holds back since her roasts are too much to handle. She seems like a shy quiet girl but if you take the time to get to know her, her amazing and funny personality will shine through. She has a great sense of humor and is always smiling. She is really lazy but somehow has straight A’s and finesses her way through school. She isn’t afraid to have big goals in her life because she knows she can accomplish anything she sets her mind to. Most Cassandra’s are average height, have brown eyes and brownish-red hair. She is really skinny but not anorexic, SHE LOVES FOOD.
I hate how people think Cassandra is so innocent and quiet... if only they knew what a pain she is lmao.
by Sisisiskdoeksododke April 20, 2019
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Cassandra

The best person in the world (male or female). Their perfect in every way and ain't afraid to slap a bitch. When Cassandra enters the room, every one stops and stares. She a bad bitch who's fierce and isn't afraid to slay any bitch. Cassandra is the nicest person you will ever meet. After Beyonce, Cassandra is queen. A REAL CCOA BITCH.
Guy 1: Omf is that Cassandra??

Guy 2: she's so perfect

Guy 1: back up, she's mine!

Cassandra: back up bitches, queens coming through.
by CCOA November 9, 2015
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Summer Casserole

The production of a particularly vile smelling fart by means of farting into a car seat cushion on a hot summer day before leaving the car. The resulting heat build-up in the closed vehicle bakes the fart which festers into a truly gag-inducing odor upon opening the vehicle.
"OMG! Bob started a summer casserole when we went to eat at the Golden Egg roll on that Sunday when it 105 degrees. We were in there two hours and when we got back to the car, I opened the door and almost lost my lunch!"
by Anglocowboy November 7, 2011
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Sloppy Caesar

A sex act where the male ejaculates on his partner’s face and then throws a handful on croutons on it.
Hey babe, let’s skip the salad tonight, I’ll give you a sloppy Caesar when we get home!
by Actiongirl January 15, 2018
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Chicken casserole

Chicken casserole is the meal of choice of Alabama commit, 5-star, duel sport athlete nose tackle Walter Elwood Scoot, Jr. better known as “jay ahh”
Man jay ahh killed it today. Hes gonna feast on some chicken casserole tonight for sure.
by June yuh fanboy 69 April 19, 2019
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tuna casserole

A really sloppy, ripe, bacteria infested, hairy, huge vagina.
Man! I took one whiff of her tuna casserole and my penis did a "turtle."
by King of Graphics March 25, 2007
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