Casket clean

Casket clean (adj.) is a compliment typically given to a male who is dressed well in a suit. Normally American men are buried in nice suits that are viewed during a wake or funeral. “Clean” is a synonym for a well-dressed or a man with a fresh haircut. See also: fly, GQ, fresh

*At a high school reunion banquet two male friends see each other after 20 years*
“Hey brother, I see you’re wearing a tailored suit with a pocket square and monogrammed shirt. You’re looking casket clean.”

by 3bx96 April 26, 2021

Casket Concert

Refers to musicians with one foot in the grave and one foot on the stage, because they're too old to be performing, but they keep doing concerts because it pulls in a lot of money.

I wasted $80.00 to watch an another Casket Concert by a 86 year old musician.

by Mean Red Spider February 23, 2020

Detroit Casket

An old death-trap of a car.

Old giant cars made of solid American steel. Rock-solid dashboards, a lot of glass, with or without seatbelts. Referenced in the Brian Setzer song, Drive Like Lightning (Crash Like Thunder). I scared the daylights out of your mom when I took her for a ride in my Detroit Casket.

by Smitty3 September 8, 2007

Casket Robber

When a man dates a woman that is way older than a cougar or milf. Casket Robber is the antonym for Cradle Robber.

A 23 year old man trying to get in the pants of a 65 year old woman.

Yo Damn, Doug! That lady is old enough to be your grandma! Quit trying to be a damned Casket Robber! Sicko..

by MagicManMike December 31, 2009

politicians casket

vertical casket ( too many politicians & they are hard to lay down )

Most politicians are soo crooked they have hard time to lay straight new vertical politicians casket solves the problem.

by itichie_nocanpo June 27, 2006

Glass Casket

Glass Casket are a death metal band from NC (formed in 2001) consisting of members from Between the Buried and Me and Narayan. They currently have two albums. Their sound is brutal and emotional. Give 'em a listen. You'll like 'em.

Glass Casket will destroy your face.

by MonochromeHeaven October 14, 2008

fuck casket

When two or more people are having sex in a small, enclosed space e.g. a phone booth, closet, port-a-potty or dumpster.

I took Heidi out behind the 7-11 and reamed her in the dumpster, total fuck casket.

by alligatorpocket September 11, 2009