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TV Casualty

1.A person who lives on the warm x-ray radiation of the television,the boob tube, and never gets up.They eventually die of radiation sickness or Diabeetus.

2.A song by the heavy hard core punk rock band called the Misfits who were led by lead singer and writer Glen Danzig from New Jersey which later he formed his own Solo career as simply 'Danzig',known for the popular song 'mother',though in the early years the horror-punk band Misfits describing such persons who are consumed by the TV.Also based songs on the tv movie psycho,"you dont go in the bathroom with me"
1.The young female actor who later died a tragic death at a young age with superstitions surrounding her part in the movie 'Poltergeist'.one of the scariest movies of all time.

2.The girl from the movie 'The Twilight Zone' is an example of TV casualty becacuse her brain is fried from staring into the tv all day and night TV casualty.

3.Lyrics to the song "static static static", "Please don't feed my television screen","hold on,I think I have to puke,I have a corner that I like to go I like to feed the flys that I know,but please dont feed my television screen".

4.Pink Floids motion picture 'The Wall' depicts the protagonist 'pink'' as a schizoid rock star based on the true life story of Syd Barret who was the original founder of Piink Floidwho's heavy use of LSD led to his self imposed isolation for over thirty years, he left the band in 1968.

5.Syd Barrett, born, January 1946 –Roger Keith Barrett, was an English singer, songwriter, guitarist and artist. and founding member of psychedelic rock band Pink Floyd and also a TV Casualty R.I.P. July 7 2006.
by ortolan May 5, 2010
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Birth Control Causality

A woman who is physically "inflated" from the usage of birth control. Unfortunately all of the negative symptoms (weight gain, larger breasts, blood clots, etc) have affected her, unlike some women who may not experience some or all the symptoms. The woman will appear chubbier or fatter than ever with a round or apple-shaped figure, her breasts are plump but sagging from tenderness, and she has a muffin top; however, on the bright side, her skin is radiantly clear.

A birth control causality can also be a woman who smoked and took birth control or did not take her birth control properly and ended up pregnant.

Poor things.
Eva was mad after taking birth control for two years. She is shaped like a pear, her love handles seem to flop over her pants, her arms are flabby and her boobs seem to scrape the floor. However, her acne has disappeared. Poor girl is a Birth Control Causality . Oh well, once again at least her skin's cleared up.
by twistedbabydoll September 22, 2007
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calmality

one word describing and event, the meaning follows - "when the calm evening wind breaks the the absolute silence and tranquility left in the wake of total devastation, restoring an awkward peace to the scarred land"

it has a similar meaning to the word calamity and i assume it was derived from it
And thus we witness calmality on this day.
by Marcell van der Sandt April 8, 2008
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cashtity belt

Like a chastity belt, but with a money slot so you can insert cash and the belt will open for a certain amount of time-- depending on how much money you put in, of course. Essentially, a parking meter for your penis.
Damn, I was so mad that I didn't have any cash on me, cause mike's mom was wearing a cashtity belt.
by natalieadam February 28, 2007
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acid casualty

Someone who has done Acid so many times that their brain has been damaged to a point of no return.
by Puzant January 20, 2005
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Casualty Friday

A substitution for the well known Casual Friday (where you're allowed to dress down in your office on Fridays) that instead allows you and your co-workers to drink irresponsibly until someone needs medical attention. Everyone else is allowed to go home early when the ambulance arrives.
Xavier: The new boss just instituted Casualty Fridays!
Ally: Call the ambulance now; Alice won't make it past her third drink.
by Capital X October 11, 2012
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Business Casualty

When someone wears business casual and it looks horrible.
The long dressy skirt and polo didn't look good together, it was a business casualty and tucking it in didn't make it look any better.
by MyAccount September 29, 2011
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