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cock catapult

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at the brink of blowing your load on your partner's face...hold the erect penis against your belly and release it at the same time of orgasm slinging jizz all over your partner's face
"dude, i gave your sister the cock catapult last night, great success!"
by t_hic50 April 19, 2009
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catapultulating

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This word can be used in place of skyrocketing, accelerating, increasing, launching,and, rising.
During the Great Depression, FDR created the New Deal to to provide relief for the unemployed (like your lazy ass mom)thus catapultulating the workforce. Good work FDR...RESPECT.
by BenchMax345 February 24, 2008
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camapult

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Here look out man there's that camapult launching shite at us
by Brandon Big Boabie August 19, 2017
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An intimate act where the giver rips it into a bucket for a long period. This is done the majority of the bucket is full. Then the bucket is dumped upon the receiver. This can be done Ice Bucket Challenge style yourself or by the giver heaving it onto the receiver.
I can't wait to give Andrew a Polish Catapult later!
by FettFan August 10, 2022
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Catapulting Kittens

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A group of idiots who do stunts, skits and other things all to mkae others laugh.
When googled videos of Catapulting Kittens can be found.
by Editor man March 3, 2008
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Japanese Catapult

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While in a fight, the last resort. A Japanese Catapult involves running at your opponent at full speed and about 6 feet before you hit him/her tuck into a cannonball with your head between your legs. Often used by the weaker ones in society such as nerds, gay people, and Ghandi.
Jorge knew he had to make a bold move when he got knocked to the ground by the jock's punch. So he pulled himself up, charged at him and tucked into a Japanese Catapult....... Jorge missed and slammed into a brick wall, shattering 3 of his ribs.
by Jack Eds August 20, 2006
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Catapult Cum

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When you are having sex and you reach orgasm only to release a glob of sperm that goes flying 6-7 ft through the air.
Last night I had a bad case of Catapult cum, it flew off the bed and landed on the dog.
by Safetyfirst July 31, 2012
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