Carton Bitch

A fundamental unit of measurement of bitchiness, based on the number of cartons of eggs it would take to successfully egg the bitch or bitch's house.

That right there is an 8 carton bitch (96 eggs)

by Dean123 March 29, 2009

Cartoon Network

What used to be a funny TV network, but has lately been slipping. First off, the normal station has been losing very good shows like "Dexter's Lab" and "Courage the Cowardly Dog", (which can now only be found in Top 5) and replacing them with total and utter shit like "Squirrel Boy", "My Gym Partner is a Monkey", and "Camp Lazlo".
Secondly, the original "Cartoon Cartoon Friday's" we all know and love has also been replaced by a gay, fucked-up "Friday's" with Tommy and Zinga (who was replaced by Tara). This so-called "Friday's" has lately been trying to save itself by hiring popular rock bands such as Bowling For Soup and Cartel...and some not-so-popular bands such as Los Lonely Boys.
Toonami and Adult Swim are also slipping. The popular "Tenchi Muyo" series on Toonami was taken off the air a few years ago. I'm surprised they didn't take that Dragon Ball shit off instead. They also took off "Sailor Moon" and "Samurai Jack", both excellent productions. Adult Swim is adding "Robot Chicken" and overplaying reruns of "Family Guy".
I lost almost all respct for Cartoon Network once they came up with "Tickle U".

Cartoon Network used to be good, but now it's Shit.

by I LISTEN 2 EVERYTHING August 2, 2006

Cartown, USA

Nickname for Anytown, USA that annually fills their town coffers by attracting wealthy, car-centric narcissists to strut their uniquely “special” jalopies for “Car Week” while locals cringe and hide out.

When our town becomes Cartown, USA, our best pickpockets come streaming out of the woodwork to go and mingle with the glitterati.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 17, 2019

Carlo Caruso

When you instagram friend request a 16 year old.

Owen: Yeah, he totally Carlo Caruso-ed her.

by Hugo Harlotbreath May 6, 2018

cartossin

The act of giving up on both physical and mental growth.

Bobby's been going through a lot lately. His girlfriend dumped him and he just lost his job, he's decided to Cartossin the rest of the year and see what happens in the new year.

by efnet-truth September 26, 2014

cavuto

A curved punctuation mark resembling a question mark. The cavuto is used to imply indefensible arguments or to mislead people into false conclusions without declaring such things outright. Used most often on the Fox News program "Your World" with Neil Cavuto, but has recently been seen on other cable news channels as well.

"One of Cavuto's classic uses of the cavuto can be seen in the sentence, 'Is the liberal media helping to fuel terror?' Another classic use that has been around long before Cavuto is , "Have you stopped beating your wife?"

by K. Miller November 10, 2006

Carusoism

Noun: Any comical yet retarded one-liner used for the sole purpose of mocking David Caruso of CSI: Miami.

Carusoisms are generally initiated by stating the first line with an upwardly skewed pitch, pausing to place aviators over the Carusoist's eyes. Ultimately, after a minuscule pause, a witty completion that ties the beginning words is uttered. Afterwards, the Carusoist is forced to quickly depart the area to the tune of "Won't Get Fooled Again" by the Who.

Without debate, the most vital step is the playing of "Wont Get Fooled Again" at the line completion, which completely validates the Carusoism.

CSI: Miami always opens with a Carusoism.
Man: Maybe he took off.
Caruso: Or maybe... *Put aviators on*...He got taken for a ride.
THEME: YEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHUHHHH.
*Swiftly exit the room.*

by Scott Jund, Casey Leister, DJ Hawkes, Mike Nickler July 1, 2008