cartman

Everything and everyone that is wrong in the world condensed into a 9 year old funny cartoon character that allows complicated issues to make some sense.

Cartman is an antisemitic that makes the issue funny for the moment

by Name Name173 March 30, 2008

A Cartman

This is a category of people to be associated with the South Park character, Eric Cartman. People within this category are usually obese but it is not required to be classed as a Cartman, Cartmans are known to be, pathological liars, bad liars, beg when they can’t get what they want, have never broke a sweat in they’re life, and the most common name for these people is “Kylar”.

Man, Cody is such a Cartman

by Mr.man.exe August 20, 2018

cartman

Cartman is super happy fun joy time awexome!!! He's on the show South Park and is the fat kid who always gets made fun of.

Cartman: Kyle, your mom's a bitch!
Kyle: Stop being a fatass Cartman.

by Sharzak July 18, 2008

cartman

Noun: A person in South Park who is spoiled, racist and just about every bad thing you could say about someone.
Adj: Just about every bad thing mentioned above compiled into a name for someone.

"Your such a cartman"

by Grayz May 30, 2007

the cartman

"the cartman" is the one guy in your friend group who is homophobic, transphobic, racist, or just a bitch, that everyone really hates, yet no-one wants to get rid of them.

lee: "damn, Samuel is a real bitch"
oliver: "he must be the cartman of the group"

by thatoneguyfromthatonething May 26, 2022

cartman

see the tits

you can also see south park if you like...

Cartman: "Screw you guys, I'm going home..."

by Crispy June 17, 2006

cartman

The FAT dude on South Park who is so FAT that in the second episode, he gets even FATTER.

Cartman is so fat. I can't believe this is the first definition on May 26, 2005.

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel July 15, 2008