cartman

Noun: A person in South Park who is spoiled, racist and just about every bad thing you could say about someone.
Adj: Just about every bad thing mentioned above compiled into a name for someone.

"Your such a cartman"

by Grayz May 30, 2007

Cartman

Used as an insult in which you call a fatass

Damn your a fat cartman

by Kyle from South park July 9, 2020

cartman

see the tits

you can also see south park if you like...

Cartman: "Screw you guys, I'm going home..."

by Crispy June 17, 2006

cartman

The FAT dude on South Park who is so FAT that in the second episode, he gets even FATTER.

Cartman is so fat. I can't believe this is the first definition on May 26, 2005.

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel July 15, 2008

Cartman

A Cartman is the act of receiving a finger in the anus during a massage. Usually at a massage parlor operated by Chinese people who do not or act as if they speak very little english.
In reference to Eric Cartman giving Butters a shit moustache by sticking his finger on his asshole and rubbing it on Butter's top lip.

I was at the parlor gettin a rub and the girl gave me a Cartman as well.

by Sy the man November 12, 2013

Cartman

A cartton that wanted to be an extrovert when it was fun or funny to him, but didn't want to get stuck as one all the time, even when it wasn't fun, funny, or fair weather shit.

Cartman ended up stuck with Tourette's syndrome depending on his stuffed animals to tell him how awesome he was. That's what happens when you try to be something you're not.

by The Original Agahnim October 27, 2021

Cartman

A hardass.

Cartman is gonna stick a knife in the guy's brain and leak photo's of his body to the press, because he knows the guy likes that kinda shit.

by The Original Agahnim December 19, 2021