Have the carpenters in

To have an erection in ones trousers.

The male equivalent of having the painters in.

Dude, I can't stand up, a hot girl just walked past and now I have the carpenters in.

by c10v3r August 22, 2011

Bartender

People that end people named Bart

Bart: Yo that bartender is hella cute!
Me: Watch out Bart he's come to end you!
Bart: *dies*

by Deelioaddooliadoo April 28, 2020

bartenders elbow

A fake condition affecting bartenders passing drinks causing muscle atrophy created by Tom Scott and a game of drawing and vocal telephone with other animation youtubers

My friend worked at a bar for 3 months and passed so many beers that he got a bad case of bartenders elbow and had to rest for a week

by asxdghjkl January 7, 2021

Karen Carpenter

Best female vocalist ever. With brother Richard, made up the pop duo, the Carpenters, who rose to fame in the 1970's. Karen suffered from Anorexia and died at the age of 32 in 1983. However, she should be remembered not for her illness or death, but her talent and kindness as a human being.

Karen Carpenter's voice was that of an angel on earth.

by musicluvr2185 September 20, 2006

Double ender contender

A two way device used for sexual reasons

Joey & Chubb love their double ender contender

by BZDS PG July 5, 2010

carpenters dream

flat as a board and easy to nail

by Anonymous September 28, 2003

ninja bartender

A supreme master of the alcoholic beverage so much so that it becomes a way of life.Someone as stealthy, quick and skillful as he could easily kill u in seconds but instead dedicates his life to getting u wasted.With his flawless recipes and extreme mastery of presentation his drinks may lead to a blissful state of enlightenment.By the time u come to the realization that your bartender may be a ninja bartender its too late.For you are plastered beyond comprehensible belief.

A ninja bartender never reveals their secrets
But always excepts tips

by J-Ody Du-Wright November 15, 2011