Capstraction

Emotionally easy, bland, abstract art that capitalists buy to hang on their walls, most commonly seen in hotels and dentist offices.

Despite their large size, I didn't even notice the five new capstraction pieces in my office. Apparently they've been there for a month now.

by David Aaron Smith December 19, 2014

Castration

Castration- to castrate (verb). To remove the male genitalia. To chop off your dick. What happens when you get married.

"Tomorrow's my wedding day, and I'm gonna get some castration!"

by anti-pro-moe February 9, 2012

castration

the end result to most hindu mythology

"...and then as punishment, his left nut fell off."

by lucy May 8, 2005

self castration

1. To remove one's own genitals with a knife or their teeth.

I will self castration myself.

by Darnie June 25, 2004

castration

What women do to men when they marry them. Also see whipped.

The reason he looks so pathetic is because the stupid bastard got married and succumbed to castration by that shrew bitch of a wife.

by analfucker July 3, 2006

castrating bitch

Hillary Rodham Clinton

Hillary Rodham Clinton has no experience, no true conscience, an incredible security risk of a husband, just enough intelligence to be dangerous, and is the very definition of a castrating bitch.

by DBaltimore February 17, 2007

catstration

The emasculating effect that occurs when a man cares for a large number of cats.

Doug has not fucked bitches nor has he gotten money since he adopted that new siamese. He is clearly a victim of catstration

by Gilgamesh55 February 25, 2009