carrot-top

(verb)
1. To jump from Wikipedia entry to Wikipedia entry through related links until you've ended up on a subject completely unrelated to the subject you started with, e.g., starting at socioeconomics and ending at Carrot Top.

2. Similarly, in a conversation, jumping from topic to topic until neither party remembers what subjects led them to the final topic.

Sarah: "Good lord. How did I carrot-top from Lindsay Lohan to the Hanshin earthquake in Japan?"

Mark: "...and so obviously Kara Thrace was an angel sent from the one true God--"
Abby: "Hold it. Back up. We've totally carrot-topped from what to get for Beth's baby shower."

by illumine77 January 16, 2010

carrot top

when male ejaculates all over a red heads pubic bush and, the male eats her out.

"hey babe can i give you a carrot top

by jankydank August 6, 2009

carrot top

a person with red hair(Also a term of adress.)

Take a hike, carrot top.

by Light Joker May 5, 2005

carrot top

a short red head who plays volleyball

kageyama: hinata youre such a carrot top
hinata: who you calling carrot top?!

by Fred L ero September 30, 2020

Carrot top

A skinny dumbass who sucks his friend's cock, can often be seen looking at homes planning to bulldoze the homes to place sex dungeons.

That guy is obviously a carrot top

by Haybale June 16, 2017

carrot top

where you rent a hotel room with a girl upon entering you get on all fours and she goes from behind. she sucks your dick from behind and when you jizz you fart in her face.

In order to finish off a relationship going sour i suggest you give her the carrot top

by mitch cumstine June 24, 2009

Carrot tops nipples

Strange, self sustaining creatures not meant for this world.

P-blo’s nipples are carrot tops nipples.

by Incisor Philly August 12, 2018