(verb)
1. To jump from Wikipedia entry to Wikipedia entry through related links until you've ended up on a subject completely unrelated to the subject you started with, e.g., starting at socioeconomics and ending at Carrot Top.

2. Similarly, in a conversation, jumping from topic to topic until neither party remembers what subjects led them to the final topic.

Sarah: "Good lord. How did I carrot-top from Lindsay Lohan to the Hanshin earthquake in Japan?"

Mark: "...and so obviously Kara Thrace was an angel sent from the one true God--"
Abby: "Hold it. Back up. We've totally carrot-topped from what to get for Beth's baby shower."

carrot-top by illumine77 January 16, 2010

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Carrot Top Ripped

Jacked to the point of resembling the current physique of prop-oriented 90's comedian Carrot Top

Jordan's boyfriend isn't too bright, but the guy is huge, like Carrot Top ripped.

Carrot Top Ripped by 2304 Nation October 22, 2008

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Burnt Carrot Top

The horrible contrast resulting from when an individual has naturally red or orange hair, dyes their hair black, and does not re apply dye to subsequent re-growth.

'Yeah, she had orange roots but the rest of her hair was black',
'so she looked like a burnt carrot top?'

'Yeah, I'd say so.'

Burnt Carrot Top by Zoe Jane February 9, 2010

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