carpet

a person with an exceesive amount of body hair, mainly in the chest area. this person tends to think they have a nice body and may take there shirt off with no notice, beware of this and be prepared to run and puke.

oh great, here comes the carpet again
yo Carpet button your shirt up, i think i'm gonna puke
Yo Carpet, Shave that shit im gettin a friction-burn just looking at you

by Cassius February 18, 2005

carpeteer

One who eats carpet.

derogatory: I think that cat just tried to pocket the roach. What a carpeteer he be.

by Pararox April 10, 2004

carpet

1-Flying carpet
2-Floor carpet
3-Car pet

1-"omg that guy has a flying carpet!"
2-"omg such a dirty carpet
3-"ooo a car pet"

by Fez October 14, 2004

carpet

to be so wasted, that you can't get up the floor.

Wow, I was carpet last night!!!

by Ivan _fukitman September 27, 2006

The Carpet

Where you do everything

“There goes Jerry again sleeping on the carpet.”

by Jackattack then a bunch of #’s June 08, 2019

carpet

A 'code' word used in replace of the word gay.
Variations include 'carpet cleaner' which is refering to a gay person.

"hey do you think that guy over there is carpet?"

"probably, this place is full of carpet

cleaners"

by lolITSTweenies May 06, 2009

Carpeter

A tradesperson (man or woman) who, to the exclusion of all other sexual activitiies, only eats puss

Mary desperately wanted cock, so was bitterly disappointed to find Johnny was a qualified carpeter.
or

Alice hated cock. She was a qualified carpeter.

by Haids December 08, 2012