George Carlin

The originator of "Truth Comedy," and the One True God

"I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick!"

by the_ruiner June 17, 2004

George Carlin

George Carlin is the funniest comedian that has ever lived. George Carlin is responsible for the original list of "7 words you can't say on T.V." A man who never cares who he may offend, as long as he has SOMEONE pissing themselves laughing.

George Carlin Quotes

"Atheism is a non-prophet organization"

"People with low self-esteem have earned it"

"Let's give credit where credit is due, and admit that scotch tape was a really good idea"

by NikSno May 22, 2006

Calvin Johnson

Arguably the best wide receiver on the planet today. Attended Georgia Tech for three years. Won the Biletnikoff (best WR) award his junior year. A top 5 pick in the draft. Also referred to as "The Truth".

The ACC is glad as hell that Calvin Johnson entered the NFL Draft.

by WBT January 29, 2007

George Carlin

Didn't George Carlin say, "'Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "HOLY SHIT....WHAT A RIDE!"', or something like that?

good life clown fun George Carlin

by birdofprey May 20, 2009

Calvinball

A game or activity where one player makes up the rules, can change the rules at any time, and doesn't have to tell you the rules (unless you break a rule, of course).

The Supreme Court Is Playing Constitutional Calvinball

by JusticeCalvin June 29, 2022

alice and calvin

The best combination of people the world has ever seen. No one is as cool as them and everyone wants to be them because of their constant habit to radiate swagger. Out of the two of them, alice is the best and people like her the most but Calvin isn’t too bad either.

Who is that insanely cool couple of people?
Well, that’s Alice and Calvin

by Aliceegd October 24, 2020

Calvinist

Someone that partakes in mischievous behavior like the character, Calvin from 𝘊𝘢𝘭𝘷𝘪𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘏𝘰𝘣𝘣𝘦𝘴.

Susie’s firstborn is acting like such a Calvinist!

by Mr. Dick Shinary March 19, 2022