Calvinball

A game or activity where one player makes up the rules, can change the rules at any time, and doesn't have to tell you the rules (unless you break a rule, of course).

The Supreme Court Is Playing Constitutional Calvinball

Calvinball by JusticeCalvin June 29, 2022

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Calvinball

game in which there is only one rule, that being "you cannot repeat any action."

"Baseball is so organized. We should go play Calvinball!"
"Nothing is less organized than Calvinball."

Calvinball by Lionél Dripps April 15, 2004

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Related Words

Calvinball • Calvanball • Calvinbah

Calvinbah

HE is a god amongst mortal, a lord amongst ladies, A smacker of booty. Sock it to him sock it to him hard.

"hey calvinbah"
"fuck off noob"

Calvinbah by calvinbah December 6, 2006

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Calvanball

someone's stupid misspelling of Calvinball, an imaginary game from the Calvin and Hobbes comic strip

Calvanball was used in defining Jickball.

Calvanball by OutsideLookingIn July 17, 2010

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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