Calvinball

A game or activity where one player makes up the rules, can change the rules at any time, and doesn't have to tell you the rules (unless you break a rule, of course).

The Supreme Court Is Playing Constitutional Calvinball

Calvinball by JusticeCalvin June 29, 2022

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Calvinball

game in which there is only one rule, that being "you cannot repeat any action."

"Baseball is so organized. We should go play Calvinball!"
"Nothing is less organized than Calvinball."

Calvinball by Lionél Dripps April 15, 2004

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Related Words

Calvinball • Calvanball • Calvinbah

Calvinbah

HE is a god amongst mortal, a lord amongst ladies, A smacker of booty. Sock it to him sock it to him hard.

"hey calvinbah"
"fuck off noob"

Calvinbah by calvinbah December 6, 2006

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Calvanball

someone's stupid misspelling of Calvinball, an imaginary game from the Calvin and Hobbes comic strip

Calvanball was used in defining Jickball.

Calvanball by OutsideLookingIn July 17, 2010

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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