carpooling

When you cum inside a woman during anal. Then when she's goes to the bathroom, she's dropping her kids AND your kids off at the pool.

Woman after anal: I'm going to the bathroom.
Guy: Ha, bitch be carpooling.

by Dizzy Mendoza March 17, 2014

Dirty Carpool

When two girls with short skirts and no underwear are giving each other a piggy back ride. Usually performed on a dance floor.

Did you see those two girls doing a Dirty Carpool on the dance floor?

by Dirty White Panda November 3, 2010

Plano Carpool

Giving a ride to someone in exchange for a blow job. Supposedly common practice at some Texas High Schools

Dude, I've been running a Plano Carpool all week.

If you miss the bus, just take a Plano carpool.

by LadiesMan217 August 2, 2007

Carpool

Driving multiple people to a single event to help one another out

Hey, why don’t we carpool and I will take the kids to practice so that skank mom Amy can stay back, maybe not take home any of the husbands... again.

by KattyWompus February 10, 2019

Texas carpool

(Noun) An arrangement between people to make a regular journey in as many vehicles as possible, typically with each person driving an otherwise vacant extended cab pickup truck.

Let's Texas carpool to Whataburger.

by Poopnuggets16 January 16, 2018

reverse carpool

When you go to drive somewhere but use separate cars, thus killing the environment.

"Yeah, we'll just reverse carpool and meet up at Target."

by poor.unfortunate.sol July 19, 2019

French Carpool

A sex act in which one man is doing a girl doggystyle while the other is receiving oral sex and they high five over her back creating the Eiffel Tower. Meanwhile there are two girls covered in oil who ride a slip n slide under the girl having sex while one holds onto the others feet so that they slide in tandem. As they pass under the girl they push their butts up so they punch the other girl in the stomach.

I can't believe you guys didn't invite me to your french carpool, I love absurd sexual acts.

by PooDooHooDoo November 2, 2011