Al Caponed

am. slang; lit the eff up by the mob.

Steve was Al Caponed when he found out that, no, you really SHOULDN'T bring a knife to a gunfight.

by Mister X September 2, 2005

cpwned

to be completely and utterly owned by a cone.

a term used in autocross circles to denote that one hit a significant number of cones due to one or more driving mistakes or improper line choice resulting in time penalties or ultimately a DNF.

i got cpwned on that run!

by codewhore August 23, 2005

Caponed

Getting Totally F'd over in a Fantasy Football Trade.

"Did you see how hard Joe got Caponed this week? So hard if he ever goes to prison, he'll never find a boyfriend."

by King Colock October 12, 2011

caponed

Caponed - verb - To get away with, or avoid judgement for, an egregious violation of the law or morals, only to be punished for a lesser offense which serves as justice-by-proxy for the greater offense.

Paul Wolfowitz got away with starting the Iraq War, but is about to get fired from the World Bank for promoting his girlfriend. He got "Caponed".

by dave3172 December 24, 2008

chpwned

cowclops is pwned

Look, chpwned!

by erek November 18, 2003

cpwned

Getting wrecked from having too many cones.

After I hit that last cone I was cpwned

by cpwned June 9, 2018

caponed

To get kicked out of a group on social media, usually a chat room or discord channel. Usually done when a social media public figure is trying to gatekeep their viewers.

Social Media User: Hey, I haven't seen Mary in Sam's chat for a while now. What happened?
Friend: Oh, yeah, she got caponed and totally blocked from the chat because she thought Anna Nikol was cool.

by Foodie Tuti August 18, 2023