captain hook 

Tyler Nelson

Man, that tyler Nelson of Ashtabula, Ohio gave the hook to jessica farina!

captain hook by Beyonce gives me b.js June 30, 2003

Captain Hook 

A Vaginal Dirty Sanchez. A woman spread her vaginal fluid on a persons upper lip, so that it can be smelled.

That stripper played with herself and gave me a Captain Hook last night!

Captain Hook by Ninjaphatj March 4, 2009

captain hook 

the act of making two of you fingers in the shape of a hook (perferably the middle and index) and sticking them into a persons rectal area and pulling up, all while yelling "captain hook"

that damn homo queer down the street gave me a captain hook.

captain hook by andrew June 29, 2003

Captain Hook 

A serious condition when your dick becomes disformed and is curved, usually happens to people with lisps and people with micro penises/Chodes

Also known as- Shrimp Dick Sindrom

"Hey have you seen chases Chode." says James. "Yah looks like hes got a classic Captain Hook." Says Liam "Yup its a case of Shrimp Dick Sindrom, poor kid." Says Murphy

Captain Hook by JiMbO SmAcK June 3, 2019

captain hook 

When you are steamrolling and beforehand you break your penis into the form of a hook so you can penetrate someone anally.

"Man, me and champ were steamrolling yesterday and i slipped him the ol' captain hook. Score one for the home team!"

captain hook by sup3r510th February 23, 2005

Captain Hook 

When a guy fists a shemale* in the ass, and if he peeks around to the front, her dangling penis will appear as a hook on the end of his hand.

*Must be a shemale, otherwise its just gay.

I was wrist deep in this tranny, and when I looked over at the wall, I could see a shadow where my hand should have been. And I thought I looked like Captain Hook the pirate. lol.

Captain Hook by Cap'n Sea Biscuit Crunch July 28, 2009

Captain Hook 

A man whose penis has a 90 degree angle

Dude...check out Captain Hook over there...he must be really lonely

Captain Hook by Zack McClure January 29, 2009