Captain

Captain is a super energetic fun dog. Super adorable and lovable enough to make you never need a girlfriend/boyfriend. Captain is the best name for a dog!

Look at that cute dog his name must be Captain

by IAdmitThatImAWhore July 4, 2019

Captain

A term used for a person with special needs, disability enabled or handicapped; can be used to describe a challenging situation.

“That guy is captained”

“Park in the Captain carpark, nobody’s using it”

“That is a Captain idea mate”

by pornzi May 1, 2023

captain

The leader in a gay sex orgy, he often takes the more central role in the activities. The term 'captain' is often followed by a number denoting the number of parties involved.

The leader of a five man sex orgy would be known as 'captain5'.

by Rocko February 12, 2004

captain

see Captain sav-a-hoe

by YoungCali August 27, 2003

Captain

(n.) the sexual act of pouring Captain Morgan into a woman's vaginal crevice, and then proceeding to drink it with a straw

(v.) to commit the act of Captaining

MAY CAUSE STERILIZATION

I Captained your mom last night you assclown.

by Taniqua November 4, 2006

captain

Word used to express good things, joy or awesomeness.

- Do you like my new jacket?
- It's captain!

- How was your weekend in Amsterdam?
- It was well captain!

by drinkbord December 31, 2011

captain

In tennis, a cheater. When it's a close line call, they hook the point away as their own instead of giving it to their opponent. It comes from the word hooker. So when you call someone captain it's like Captain Hooke.

Sami: That point was mine, it hit the line!

Hayley: No it didn't, it's my point!

(Next day Sami sees Hayley and says...)

Sami: Hey captain!

by mia bo bia banana fana fo fia October 9, 2008