maximum bananage capacity

The maximum amount of bananas a person could eat before adverse affects arise.

To be doped up.

guy: Whats good with the bananas guy...
other guy: im reloaded
guy: GUY... How many bananas should I drop to acheive maximum bananage capacity?

by heyzeus April 19, 2007

Capriocity

Capriocity is that brief moment the anus remains open after solid waste falls free of the body.

John Doe used a mirror while on the toilet to observe his capriocity.

by Drockb77 April 23, 2018

critical cock capacity

The physical, psychological, and spiritual saturation point of any male or female in the acceptance of male genetalia (or any suitable substitutes) in or on any part of the body. This threshold varies depending on the person and the extenuating circumstances of his or her engagement.

The critical cock capacity (c-cubed) is a constant that when multiplied with mass, equals energy. The proposed model for this interaction is E=MC^3.

Researchers have made conflicting claims on the range of C^3. Some believe the bottom limit is as low as 5 or 6 while others have proposed upward bounds of 17. As one Harvard researcher proclaimed: Back at Hahvard, the sky was the limit.

Egads! That girl has reached her critical cock capacity! Please refrain from administrating more cocks, as it might result in permanent damage.

My fiance has a higher critical cock capcity than yours.

by Buttplug May 27, 2007

Esophageal Capacity

When thrusting your man meat down a chicks throat, it slips into her esophagaus without any gag reflex.

"Damn that chick the other night had some serious esophageal capacity"

by Gyna November 10, 2006

fucked to capacity

To have achieved the state of maximum sexual satisfaction.

To experience extreme misfortune.

"After 4 and half hours in bed with Rico, I finally felt fucked to capacity!"

"My in-laws are staying for the week." "Dude, you're fucked to capacity!"

fucked

by MissTonya July 4, 2014

Vaginal Capacity

The volume of dick in which a vagina can hold,
usually measured in cm^3 for scientific purposes.

Ted: I hear Bertha has a high Vaginal Capacity.
John: Is it because of her wide pelvic structure?
Ted: No, she's just a whore.

by Philosoblacktor February 1, 2013

High Capacity Assault Speech

A Neo-Orwellian Democrat phrase, intentionally created with a wide-sweeping and ambiguous scope, used to define what was once formerly known as "telling the truth", or the dangerous use of using maths and statistics to prove someone else wrong.

"I tried to tell Brenda that gun deaths are an epidemic within America, to which she responded with High Capacity Assault Speech, explaining that gun deaths aren't even in the top ten causes of death in the United States. And there are, in fact, more deaths caused by hands, feet, knives, and blunt instruments by a magnitude of about eighty. I have reported her to the thought police so that she may be dealt with swiftly, and that our Holy Narrative may be protected."

by Krythic May 15, 2021