capa tosta

From southern Italy. Thick headed... Block head... stubborn. A person that can't get a concept through their thick skull...

My wife often refers to me as a Thick headed Sicilian or Capa tosta

by C60 November 30, 2011

flesh capacitor

A slutty person (male or female), able to accept lots of "flesh", in other terms, can contain lots of penis both simultaneously and sequentially.

"That chick had three dudes in her at the same time. She's quite the flesh capacitor."

"That man has a train run on him every night. Talk about a flesh capacitor."

by CoMo Norseman August 25, 2006

shit capades

Taking a really disgusting dump in at someone else's house or in a public place.

"I just destroyed that bathroom."
"Shit capades are so much fun."

by ShiftyNevada March 19, 2013

Beak Capacity

When they are chirping u so hard you bout to split feathers.

I was just flying solo when this bird started chirping me so you know they better be ready to glide because I'm at beak capacity.

by Rajax August 14, 2018

Beat too capacity

Too describe a woman's make up as looking good! Or can be used to tell someone they look/dress nice. Can be used as just "beat" or "beat em'"

Giiiiiirl your beat too capacity!

His outfit is beat!
Girlfriend you beat em down, yess ya did.

by dabestever September 4, 2012

maximum fart capacity

The maximum number of farts that a couch can hold before the farts trapped inside begin to leach out after sitting down. Also known as "fart saturation".

Did you just fart? No, the couch just reached its maximum fart capacity.

by Kyle5 December 25, 2009

CAPalert

a wacky movie review sites that finds every movie evil.

What the heck is "suggestive eye movement supposed to mean anyway?

by the mad one February 28, 2004