Canoobing

Before the advent of the gas engine, this is how frontiersman would motor boat a woman with large breasts.

Daniel Boone was known for his love of canoobing the ladies.

by Safety guy August 20, 2013

canoeing

When you are smoking a joint, blunt, cig etc. and the ember starts to just move down the side of it.

"Dude, spin the blunt when you hit it, it's canoeing."

by jay17305 May 25, 2016

cantsinginitus

Cantsingingitus is a rare mental disability that commonly located around the vocal chords, this disability prevents you from being good in singing performances and you are handicapped for life from proper singing. There is a lot of science with this really but it is a rare and serious condition.

Jonny just got diagnosed with cantsinginitus and can no longer sing at the school choir.

by MapleSyrupsEH June 10, 2021

canvasing the neighborhood

Describes da act of covering da houses and streets in your local area in sailcloth in an attempt to trap one or more bad guys.

Perhaps "canvasing the neighborhood" could also be effectively accomplished by putting up framed paintings on outside walls everywhere and then watching for da greedy villains whom you're after to come out of hiding and start stealing said valuable art-creations to sell, and then nab them in da act.

by QuacksO February 17, 2023

Canoeing

A bizarre, awful sex move that no one asked for and no one wanted except one psychopath. Missionary position except the man is kneeling instead of laying on top of his partner and for some strange reason he keeps grabbing their legs and moving side to side, like he's trying to rock a canoe.

(After being rocked side to side half a dozen times.) Are you really canoeing me again, you maniac?

by LunarKitty79 September 26, 2025

Canoeing like a crack whore

When your j or blunt does not burn properly on one side you say “it’s canoeing like a crack whore”. That’s because a crack whore will not let go of the pipe or dick to row the canoe properly.

This joint is canoeing like a crack whore.

by anonymous May 18, 2025

canoeing

when smoking a joint or blunt and it only burns on the inside of the paper, but somehow leaving most of the paper unburnt, this can be fixed by burning the excess paper.

this can also be used as another word for ‘sideburn’ which is when a joint or blunt only burns on one side, you can fix this with saliva or by burning off the excess.

man this joint is canoeing!

by shrekonice69 June 19, 2025