canons

Plural. See canon.

If you're talking about Lord of the Rings and Star Wars at the same time, you're talking about two different Canons.

by nscangal September 19, 2005

st anthony’s canossian secondary

wah this school ah i tell you the teachers right only care about our appearance one. cannot wear pe under blouse or else we get in trouble

the seniors ok one lah except the ah lians i don’t know why but they just hate the sec 1s so much like they never do anything wrong (poor sec 1s)
and one more thing to the teachers the rule only applies to the sec 1s the rest can do whatever they want so like if you can endure all this shit right then join us. :(

random student “mr ramli from st anthony’s canossian secondary only blames students and makes up lies about what they said “

by uhm omo August 22, 2021

Canosexual

Some sad-act who humps dogs and can't get a girlfriend

oh you dirty doggy *rapes small, helpless dog* canosexual

by Mr.Blobby July 3, 2006

Canoesion

A concusion caused by a canoe.

Zac dropped a canoe on his head which caused a canoesion

by Outdoor challenge November 20, 2016

Douche Canoosh

A person who is frustrating you and there is nothing you can do or say about it so you go to the walk-in cooler and make up names for that person frustrating you

(*generally reserved for petty self-conversation)

"Why you such a Douche Canoosh, Dr. Frank?" Dakota said as Frank danced dandily in the street.

by Ripbongsplaysongs December 4, 2019

Canonsburg Middle School

An actual pile of garbage that should really stop existing

Canonsburg Middle School is really garbage, huh?

by lol what huh December 10, 2016

Canonsburg

Located in Washington County, PA. NO ONE WANTS TO BE FROM THIS SHIT WHOLE TOWN. Nothing but whores and drugs here. Get put on probation for 6 months minimum if you are caught with a ganja bowl. The school district is shit and the town is ever worse.

Canonsburg???? MORE LIKE SHIT HOLE!

by CanonCrackMac November 3, 2018