Calmelope

A docile creature...

damn that Calmelope eating grass over there looks peaceful.

by poofyhead March 15, 2010

Camels Teapot

A very high pitched queef sounding like a teapot releasing steam .

Ew man Tiffany let out a gnarly camels teapot last night .

by Giraffe Phalanges October 26, 2017

two camels in a tiny car

a statement that will allow you to win any conversation in existence

troll: spiderman3 was the best movie ever
you: two camels in a tiny car
(conversation over)
troll: brad pitt is gay
you: two camels in a tiny car
(conversation over)
troll: rose o'donald has a penis
you:two camels in a tiny car
(conversation over)

by kingcuke4 January 5, 2011

Hole camels

Extra large external hemmoroid or prolapse, often pinching blood flow or feeling to the lower extremities.

I barely sit! Please rub this ointment on my Hole Camels.

by CharlieManuel November 1, 2013

donkey raping camels toe

A completely random insult that leaves people trying 2 find a comeback

steve:fuck off u dickhead
adam:u fuck off u donkey raping camels toe!

by scouser1089 September 5, 2006

Calmes

A girl that is very kinky.
Does crude things on weekends.
Gets her "freak on"

DAMN! you see that slut last weekend? WHAT A CALMES!

by Alex Gordon November 8, 2004

camelsalesman

CamelSalesman's think they are god's gift to hot chicks. Often over 6ft tall with with tiny dicks and big egos.

So I was like riding my bike the other day and this hot chick jogging by nearly made me crash! WTF! I know, as the one and only camelsalesman, I'm irresitable riding my Hyo 250, but please chicky babes, give me a break once and a while!
I'm not here for the sex, just chats and stuff.

by HyoBasher April 9, 2008