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calabash uncle

A Hawaiian term for a male friend of the family so close that he is considered family. Often with a closer relationship to the kid and parents than a godparent.
I could always count on seeing my calabash uncle on football Sunday.
by Stumpy Keates Esq. January 10, 2009
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Calabrian

Person from Calabria, the southern-most region or the toe of Italy. People from Calabria typically have dark brown or black hair that is very thick, have fair to olive skin, and have green or brown eyes. Although these features or traits can be seen as stereotypes towards Calabrians and /or Sicilians and other southern Italians, they actually true in most cases. Such variations in complexion, hair color, and eye color are due to invasions, attacks, and settling of the Greeks, Arabs, Etruscans, Africans, and other tribes/peoples in southern Italy.
Joe: That kid Vincenzo's family is from Calabria and hes really hairy, but hes so pale! Shouldn't he be olive complected or have tan skin since he's Calabrian?

Lou: Not all Calabrians are darker skinned and hairy Lou. There were many invasions and settlings in Italy from light-skinned peoples and tribes, and dark-skinned peoples/tribes, which means different skin colors, eye colors, and just in general varied traits. Do some research pal. And by the way, that kid Cenzo looks Spanish in the summer he gets so tan.
by SicilianoPaesano January 19, 2013
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Calabasas

Dante's forgotten 10th circle of hell.

A city in Southern California. Most people know Calabasas for 2 things: Britney Spears, and the Kardashians. But who gives a shit about celebrities when the city itself sucks major ass?

Sure, it's filled with houses that cost more than the GDP of a developing country, along with spotlessly clean streets completely free of homeless people and stores where the average price of a t-shirt is $100.

But honestly, the superficiality of the city is also very much prevalent in its citizens. The typical Calabasas resident is young, rude, rich, and horny. They start off early; you'll see stupid little 10 year old girls with their Louis Vuitton purses and Seven jeans giggling to their friends on their iPhones all about the guy that they just kissed the other day. Everyone here is so inconsiderate and self-absorbed that it makes me sick. Genuine, kindhearted people are rare.

All anyone gives a shit about here are drugs, alcohol, sex, ugly designer clothes that are not worth their face value, and expensive cell phones. This place is shit. Do yourself a favor and run far, far away. You'll thank me.
Ignorant bastard: Yo dude, I'm gonna move to Calabasas because I heard Britney Spears lives there.

Former Calabasas resident who was smart enough to leave: You're a fucking moron.
by yeahimbitter November 20, 2009
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calahan

A really cool person. Usually blonde. Loved by everyone. Has big feet. Super funny. Makes all people super jelous because he gets all the ladies. Most of the times super cute.
Geez look at calahan go, steeling another girl.
by The true celebrated April 19, 2017
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Calabrese

1.) A native of the southernmost region of the Italian mainland, Calabria.

2.) A descendant of an Italian from Calabria.
Many Calabrese immigrated to America in the early 20th century.
by Urban Dictionary April 12, 2004
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Punk Cabaret

A form of music that mixes the rebellious nature of punk, with the burlesque debauchery of cabaret. The band that started this phenomenon are called the 'Dresden Dolls' who are a duo made by Brian Viglione and Amanda Palmer; they have enjoyed a small cult following.
That is some damn kinky punk cabaret
by Pusher November 18, 2005
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Calabasas MILF

A Calabasas MILF is a MILF from the city of Calabasas, CA. Calabasas is loaded with smokin hot moms more than any other city around. Calabasas MILF's are better looking than your general milf as they tend to be younger women (late twenties and up) and are just beautiful. A lot of them drive Range Rovers.
Theres another Calabasas Milf....This city is full of them!
by Calabasas MIlf Hunter March 29, 2009
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