Ni cagando

From the Spanish meaning, “not even shitting”. Implies you wouldn’t do something even under the worst circumstances.

“Wanna go to the Trump rally?”
“Ni cagando.”

by Caifan52 October 11, 2018

cagando

when you take a long ass shit ... Kappa

I had to take a fiery cagando today, it was not great

by o .o shang October 15, 2017

Calandra

Someone that is addicted to World of Warcraft, but is unable to play it well.

Smo Joe is such a Calandra for skipping out on us to play World of Warcraft. Doesn't he recognize his inability to play the game?

by Worldly Advice November 21, 2009

Calandre

Calandre is a great name. It means Ultimate Power.

Are you okay Calandre?

by Dafni June 21, 2017

cagandoing

pooping cagando

Ando cagandoing afuera como el perro de la vecina

by veee20 September 30, 2020

Calandri

The sexiest family in the world. 200% Charisma and 150% pure sex appeal! Find one of the 3 brothers to be sure to have the best time of your life 😊. They come in limited edition and one of them is a bit young. But believe me, he is the future Chris Hemsworth!

La Calandrata, the men that you need.

Hey! Have you ever had the chance to even mention the name of one of the Calandris ?
Hell no! They are way out of my league!

by Calandri number 1 October 27, 2021

clandown

An absolute Chadian of a place

Have you been to clandown?
Yeah it’s bloody great

by Clandown September 10, 2022