A show that involves a 4-year old boy who is so spoiled, bratty, and just plain
annoying. Caillou is the biggest crybaby in the world. He throws temper tantrums constantly, which is
annoying. His favorite things to do are... torturing his cat Gilbert, being an
asshole to his little sister Rosie, and screaming at his parents. Caillou also has two moms. One is believed to be a transgender, but he (or she) just likes to be a manly lesbo to his bastard son and cute adopted daughter. The most famous urban legend about Caillou, states that he is
bald, because he has cancer. However, that is not true. Caillou is bald, not because he has cancer or progeria, but because he sucks. Even his own body recognizes that he doesn't deserve hair, food, or love.